Testicle experiment

I have conducted an experiment in the name of science and have decided to post my findings here.

My experiment gos like this. I went 30 days with out taking a shower to see what kind of different scents my testicles would produce over that 30 day period. Here are the results.

Day one through five: Testicles had a little bit of white build up like a glowing fungus. The smell was not that strong. Sort of like beer cheese that has been left in the hot sun.
Day Five through ten: Testicles are itching very bad. I have reduced the urge to scratch for fear of the terrible odor getting on my hands. The white film has changed to a darker shade of green and there is some tiny balls of fecal matter in my testicular pubic hair.
Day 10 through 15: No longer could resist the urge to scratch. Now I have a rash on my hands and my finger nails have began to fall off. Testicles have began to swell from the puss filled boils on them. No more fecal matter I think its under what used to be my finger nails. I stopped wearing under shorts because they were sticking. Had to tape my penis to my belly to keep it away from the bleeding soars. My dog won't come near me now from the horrid smell.
Day 15 though 25: Waited ten days to report this time for my shorts had to be cut off with a angle grinder. Penis still taped to my belly it is very hard to urinate.Testicles have began to turn black. Looks like Im an african american with elephantitis. Pubic hair has all fallen out. Looks like sour cream from my taint region up to the top of my scrotum. Can't describe the smell, Ive been wearing a gas mask for three days now but my dog ran away five days ago. I don't know what these things are that look like bacon bits that keep falling off my testicles.
Day 30: At the hospital. Turned out those weren't bacon bits. Baby earth worms had burrowed there way into my testicles and built themselves a home. I think maybe a copper head living in there too. I keep seeing a forked tongue coming out of my urethra. The nurses are all wearing haz mat suits. Looks like there is a mobile meth lab in my ball sack. Beginning to think this was a bad ideal until I got the i.v. of demerol now I don't care if they go ahead and make me in to a woman. See you guys later, when I wake up my name will be Helga.

Science wrote:

I have conducted an experiment in the name of science and have decided to post my findings here.
My experiment gos like this. I went 30 days with out taking a shower to see what kind of different scents my testicles would produce over that 30 day period. Here are the results.
Day one through five: Testicles had a little bit of white build up like a glowing fungus. The smell was not that strong. Sort of like beer cheese that has been left in the hot sun.
Day Five through ten: Testicles are itching very bad. I have reduced the urge to scratch for fear of the terrible odor getting on my hands. The white film has changed to a darker shade of green and there is some tiny balls of fecal matter in my testicular pubic hair.
Day 10 through 15: No longer could resist the urge to scratch. Now I have a rash on my hands and my finger nails have began to fall off. Testicles have began to swell from the puss filled boils on them. No more fecal matter I think its under what used to be my finger nails. I stopped wearing under shorts because they were sticking. Had to tape my penis to my belly to keep it away from the bleeding soars. My dog won't come near me now from the horrid smell.
Day 15 though 25: Waited ten days to report this time for my shorts had to be cut off with a angle grinder. Penis still taped to my belly it is very hard to urinate.Testicles have began to turn black. Looks like Im an african american with elephantitis. Pubic hair has all fallen out. Looks like sour cream from my taint region up to the top of my scrotum. Can't describe the smell, Ive been wearing a gas mask for three days now but my dog ran away five days ago. I don't know what these things are that look like bacon bits that keep falling off my testicles.
Day 30: At the hospital. Turned out those weren't bacon bits. Baby earth worms had burrowed there way into my testicles and built themselves a home. I think maybe a copper head living in there too. I keep seeing a forked tongue coming out of my urethra. The nurses are all wearing haz mat suits. Looks like there is a mobile meth lab in my ball sack. Beginning to think this was a bad ideal until I got the i.v. of demerol now I don't care if they go ahead and make me in to a woman. See you guys later, when I wake up my name will be Helga.

DUMBASS. You have way to much spare time dont ya. GET A JOB!

I thought it was actually pretty funny. But at the end I feel like you gave up or tried to hard or something. I'm hungry now though.

LMMFAO

That is some funny shit!

Science wrote:

I have conducted an experiment in the name of science and have decided to post my findings here.
My experiment gos like this. I went 30 days with out taking a shower to see what kind of different scents my testicles would produce over that 30 day period. Here are the results.
Day one through five: Testicles had a little bit of white build up like a glowing fungus. The smell was not that strong. Sort of like beer cheese that has been left in the hot sun.
Day Five through ten: Testicles are itching very bad. I have reduced the urge to scratch for fear of the terrible odor getting on my hands. The white film has changed to a darker shade of green and there is some tiny balls of fecal matter in my testicular pubic hair.
Day 10 through 15: No longer could resist the urge to scratch. Now I have a rash on my hands and my finger nails have began to fall off. Testicles have began to swell from the puss filled boils on them. No more fecal matter I think its under what used to be my finger nails. I stopped wearing under shorts because they were sticking. Had to tape my penis to my belly to keep it away from the bleeding soars. My dog won't come near me now from the horrid smell.
Day 15 though 25: Waited ten days to report this time for my shorts had to be cut off with a angle grinder. Penis still taped to my belly it is very hard to urinate.Testicles have began to turn black. Looks like Im an african american with elephantitis. Pubic hair has all fallen out. Looks like sour cream from my taint region up to the top of my scrotum. Can't describe the smell, Ive been wearing a gas mask for three days now but my dog ran away five days ago. I don't know what these things are that look like bacon bits that keep falling off my testicles.
Day 30: At the hospital. Turned out those weren't bacon bits. Baby earth worms had burrowed there way into my testicles and built themselves a home. I think maybe a copper head living in there too. I keep seeing a forked tongue coming out of my urethra. The nurses are all wearing haz mat suits. Looks like there is a mobile meth lab in my ball sack. Beginning to think this was a bad ideal until I got the i.v. of demerol now I don't care if they go ahead and make me in to a woman. See you guys later, when I wake up my name will be Helga.

This is not science this is "Masochism."

the condition in which sexual gratification depends on suffering physical pain or humiliation.

2.
gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, especially the tendency to seek this form of gratification.

3.
the act of turning one's destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself.

4.
the tendency to find pleasure in self-denial, submissiveness, etc.

Science Teacher wrote:

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This is not science this is "Masochism."
the condition in which sexual gratification depends on suffering physical pain or humiliation.
2.
gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, especially the tendency to seek this form of gratification.
3.
the act of turning one's destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself.
4.
the tendency to find pleasure in self-denial, submissiveness, etc.

It may not be science to you but it is to me and who ever wants to see the negative results of not washing your balls for an entire month. Just because its not science to you, do not impose your opinion on everyone else. It is a scientific experiment in a controlled environment in my opinion.

Science wrote:

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It may not be science to you but it is to me and who ever wants to see the negative results of not washing your balls for an entire month. Just because its not science to you, do not impose your opinion on everyone else. It is a scientific experiment in a controlled environment in my opinion.

What was your hyposthesis? A true scienctific experiement has to first have a hyposthesis. So what was the question and what was the suspected answer?

Science Teacher wrote:

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What was your hyposthesis? A true scienctific experiement has to first have a hyposthesis. So what was the question and what was the suspected answer?

Haven't you ever wondered what would happen if you didn't wash your balls for an entire month? What they would smell like day after day? Weather the cheese that grows on them is edible or not?(its not by the way) I was the guinea pig. I donated my body to science for one month to answer the age old question.

If no one else, then I will say "Thank You" Science! I now know, through your careful and controlled research, that I should wash my testicles each and every day.

Way to take one for the team big guy!!!