My Thread

I've been chatting here on Topix for enough years to realize I'm talking to the same seven or eight personae, with five or ten random chatters. So, at this point, I could identify most of you with just a writing sample.
So, I have to say there's an awful lot of similarities between the newville/concerned/rick persona and unit 1/Roger/George to make one think they're the same. Sexually frustrated Christian, check. Morally superior hypocrite, check. Psycho paranoid 4chan nut, check. ;s lolz
I'm just kidding, speaking of kids though, aren't both also fanatical about abortion? It's like when Roger is at home, he gets on these crazy religious sites, just in case his mom comes in, but once he gets to Portsmouth, he gets all 4chan and potty mouthed on us. I'm just playin' Rog, but it really does seem like that.

YouKnowWho wrote:

I've been chatting here on Topix for enough years to realize I'm talking to the same seven or eight personae, with five or ten random chatters. So, at this point, I could identify most of you with just a writing sample.
So, I have to say there's an awful lot of similarities between the newville/concerned/rick persona and unit 1/Roger/George to make one think they're the same. Sexually frustrated Christian, check. Morally superior hypocrite, check. Psycho paranoid 4chan nut, check. ;s lolz
I'm just kidding, speaking of kids though, aren't both also fanatical about abortion? It's like when Roger is at home, he gets on these crazy religious sites, just in case his mom comes in, but once he gets to Portsmouth, he gets all 4chan and potty mouthed on us. I'm just playin' Rog, but it really does seem like that.

Me next, me next! Who else am I?

That's a tough one, one I've been trying to figure out for a while too. ;)
I know I've seen your writing style under a few names, and noticed Boo comment that she had missed this Jerk-boy nickname. I've said it before, and I still wonder, if you post as a girl only using a different nick.

You might be WTF, U_Care, Eduard, maybe Jewish Zombie, and seem very similar to Smiles. Maybe I've just made that association because of the flirting. Jewish's post are a bit longer than I would guess you could post, but short posts on this persona could just be your cover. ;)
Speaking of short posts, The Anti-Crybaby comes to mind, but I think he must be crazy. You seem crazy to me.

Sorry, missed a word. You *don't seem ....

Wrong on all accounts (pun intended). It was a trick question. WTF and I are friends IRL so we tend to organize raids via text message. I have had a little other than topix communication with Smiles, Food, Be Rock, and Mary, but none of the others. I will admit to having multiple accounts, but who doesn't? I have only posted in Portsmouth with the two jerky boy accounts. the rest all have their own little home towns. Excellent guess though.:-)

jerky-boy wrote:

Wrong on all accounts (pun intended). It was a trick question. WTF and I are friends IRL so we tend to organize raids via text message. I have had a little other than topix communication with Smiles, Food, Be Rock, and Mary, but none of the others. I will admit to having multiple accounts, but who doesn't? I have only posted in Portsmouth with the two jerky boy accounts. the rest all have their own little home towns. Excellent guess though.:-)

Don't you deny ME!!

I can honestly say this is my only account.

I was the one who said I missed jerky boy.:(
Boo and I both have educated backgrounds in medical fields, but we are two different people.

I don't believe jerky-boy is from here. There are a number of trolls who occasionally visit. You can sometimes find them in the Topix forum and elsewhere.

I do know they like to come here and try to taunt us. Let me give you some quotes:

"I've been searching for the next greenman but they are elusive tards and it it takes time to find them."

"The next Greenman will be hard to find. Tards like that don't come around often enough.lol"

"A good place to troll is Portsmouth, oh. Those people are idiots"

"According to Rumors on Rah_Rah's page, I'm always in portsmouth...
So are my many of my other personalities, such as..." (sorry, troll honor)

"If you have been to Portsmouth and not met Danni, from Cabin Creek, then it's sorta hard to paint that strange of a picture in just a single post.
But most would agree that Danni is unique..."

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And there you have it, what "they" think of "us"

Food4thoughttsss wrote:

I can honestly say this is my only account.

So, you're different from Food4thoughttss?

jerky-boy wrote:

Wrong on all accounts (pun intended). It was a trick question. WTF and I are friends IRL so we tend to organize raids via text message. I have had a little other than topix communication with Smiles, Food, Be Rock, and Mary, but none of the others. I will admit to having multiple accounts, but who doesn't? I have only posted in Portsmouth with the two jerky boy accounts. the rest all have their own little home towns. Excellent guess though.:-)

Thanks, I tried to cover all possibilities. ;)

DrAlyseHeart wrote:

I was the one who said I missed jerky boy.:(
Boo and I both have educated backgrounds in medical fields, but we are two different people.

I don't believe jerky-boy is from here. There are a number of trolls who occasionally visit. You can sometimes find them in the Topix forum and elsewhere.

I do know they like to come here and try to taunt us. Let me give you some quotes:

"I've been searching for the next greenman but they are elusive tards and it it takes time to find them."

"The next Greenman will be hard to find. Tards like that don't come around often enough.lol"

"A good place to troll is Portsmouth, oh. Those people are idiots"

"According to Rumors on Rah_Rah's page, I'm always in portsmouth...
So are my many of my other personalities, such as..." (sorry, troll honor)

"If you have been to Portsmouth and not met Danni, from Cabin Creek, then it's sorta hard to paint that strange of a picture in just a single post.
But most would agree that Danni is unique..."

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And there you have it, what "they" think of "us"

You are partially correct. I am actually from Portsmouth. I haven't lived there for years (thank god) but I do occasionally visit.

killemall wrote:

<quoted text>Thanks, I tried to cover all possibilities. ;)

Lol I noticed. From time to time I try to adopt people's writing traits or catch phrases. Sort of like a chameleon troll. It works wonders for throwing people off your tracks. If you read my old posts I have claimed to be every other person on here at one time or another. I am not really even jerky-boy. ;-)

Food4thoughttss wrote:

<quoted text>Don't you deny ME!!

How could I, that would be like denying myself food.

DrAlyseHeart wrote:

<quoted text>So, you're different from Food4thoughttss?

duh!

Food4thoughttss vs. food4thoughttsss

Huge difference!

Go sip on some H20 then sip on some H202....similarly if you sip on Food4thoughts he'll quench your thirst... Sip on me and I'll make your mouth bubble!! Little details change the world!!!

Food4thoughttsss wrote:

<quoted text>duh!

Food4thoughttss vs. food4thoughttsss

Huge difference!

Go sip on some H20 then sip on some H202....similarly if you sip on Food4thoughts he'll quench your thirst... Sip on me and I'll make your mouth bubble!! Little details change the world!!!

Lmao!! Posts like this remind me why I am a Food fan.

How in the he|| did I overlook this thread?! Lol I love it!

__WTF_ wrote:

How in the he|| did I overlook this thread?! Lol I love it!

You are slipping. Get in the game.

jerky-boy wrote:

<quoted text>You are slipping. Get in the game.

Ugh...~hangs head and walks toward the sideline~

Food4thoughttsss wrote:

duh!
Food4thoughttss vs. food4thoughttsss
Huge difference!

K, I simply thought one of you was a sock.

Do you know, at one point in time, a Pulitzer prize winner suggested it was good for your health to sip a little h2o2 each day as a cure for cancer? Seriously.

http://www.cancertutor.com/Cancer/HydrogenPer...

And the argument they give you when you tell them your doctor said drinking h2o2 is unhealthy? "oh yeah? has YOUR doctor ever one a Pulitzer prize?"