Burn, Firework Bans Issued Across Mid-State

Jimbo wrote:

You are welcome to come and enjoy Jimbo's Fireworks Extravaganza. Jimbo and his neighbors are gonna do it up right. Stand clear bitches and have your hoses handy!

..... U r cracking me up!!!! More beer bigger the fire !!!!

Jimbo wrote:

I am thinking about putting a roman candle up my ass, because I really like the feeling I get from long, straight objects inside of me.

Wow, good luck with that, Jimbo.

You imposters just wish you were Jimbo.

Update on the Extravaganza....great show, the kids in the neighborhood really enjoyed it. Had hoses handy and didn't even need them. Wish you all could have been there, especially the worthless human being that wished my house would burn. What a sorry piece of trash that would say that. Anyhow, we plan on shooting some more tomorrow night. My police officer neighbor scored a big stash tonight and we are all set. See you there!

JIMBO 4 mayor !!!!

Hell come on over we need fire works and we have a hose. Bitches ! And home owners insurance !!! If the house goes it ain't a real party till the cops come any way !!!

No no !!!

How many plan on shooting fireworks ?

R u gonna wrote:

How many plan on shooting fireworks ?

My bf will be.

Jimbo wrote:

Thanks for your concerns. Do you think I'm stupid? I wouldn't shoot them near my house. I am going a couple of streets over so I don't risk my property. Keep your heads up bitches. Gonna be spectacular! Just got back from stand. Neighbors and I spent over $300. Jewed them down too. No offense chumps.

yeah well your still a dumb a**, and yes we all think you are stupid. Afew streets over, really wow your really selfish. a few streets over might protect you and your belongings but guess what someone else might not have that choice due to your lack of intelligence.

Right Meeeeeshell! We had a blast! You should have been there, though you would have probably just sat around and bitched about something. Everybody's house is still standing. I know that makes you upset that me and my children's house didn't burn to the ground. What a despicable piece of human debris that would wish that on anyone. You should be proud. Well, here's looking forward to New Years. We still have a few fireworks left for that Extravaganza.

Hey JIMBO ... I've read ur posts to my family we have laughed at u ! U should be on tv !!! Don't worry about the gripes !! We love ur humor !!!! Glad u and ur kids had fun !!! My kids begged to go to ur home last nite !

I hope you blow your fingers off. I bet the emergency room has to ice down the tips of your kid's noses. Get it done and over with because I can guarantee the will all be illegal by next year and the tent will be gone.

Your name fits your illiterate musings. Well, we do have enough to last until then. We will cross that bridge when we get to it. My bet is that you are wrong. Jimbo's Fireworks Extravaganza will carry on...and you will continue to be a mouth-breathing dope.

Jimbo wrote:

Your name fits your illiterate musings. Well, we do have enough to last until then. We will cross that bridge when we get to it. My bet is that you are wrong. Jimbo's Fireworks Extravaganza will carry on...and you will continue to be a mouth-breathing dope.

party on JIMBO party on ur kids will appreciate it when they are grown!!!