A Wise Man Ounce Said

words are good to those who never listen

good one noodles :)

I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow.
- speech at a spelling match, Hartford, Connecticut, May 12, 1875. Reported in the Hartford Courant, May 13, 1875

One DARK DAY in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.....
two DEAD men GOT UP to fight.....
BACK TO BACK they FACED EACH OTHER......
Swong their SWORDS and SHOT each other......
Two DEAF police men HEARD the noise.....
And came to rescue the two dead BOYS.....
If you dont believe this LIE is TRUE......
Ask the BLIND man he SAW it to....

A suix of fifty young fox
wore some of the godyist sox
when asked why this was
his wife said because
he bys them on sale by the box

A dinning a dinning went few
found quite a large mouse in his stew
said the waiter dont shout
or waive it about
or the rest will be wanting one too

you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' nose

you can prick your finger But dont ever let me catch you finger your.........

sorry but I couldnt resist!

Jayman wrote:

you can prick your finger But dont ever let me catch you finger your.........

LOL!

1) Man who run in front of car get tired, 2) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Jayman wrote:

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I think thats inapropriate

Its HILARIOUS...

Confucius wrote:

1) Man who run in front of car get tired, 2) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

haha! these are too funny!

I went to my docto yesterday and he said Jay ive got bad news..........
Isaid what is it doc.......... give it to me straight.......... He said ok but theres no easy way to tell you this......... I said go on its OK.......... He said well ok if you insist...... your test results came back and....... and im afraid you jayman are crazy!.........I said are you sure..........He said yes all the test point to it.......... I said.....well doc if you dont mind ild like a second opinion.......... He said Ok Youre Ugly Too!!!!......Pay at the front desk and ill see you in six weeks!

lol! you remind me of a friend of mine in lowville lol that was a good one

Ive allways been crazy..... It keeps me from going insane! It also keeps me up all night!

Jayman wrote:

Ive allways been crazy..... It keeps me from going insane! It also keeps me up all night!

haha! i was just talking with someone the other day about having a sense of humor. no matter how bad times get, a sense of humor is always good :) and when we learn to laugh at ourselves, we can laugh with others :D

Right On!!! Laughter is not allways a cure But it helps break the moment

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face

a wise man once said don't step in poop or you will have dirty shoes lol