Oil truck rolls into ditch

No good deed goes unpunished!

This is news? Please tell me something I need to know. What's tomorrows story, cow seen in Arlington field eating grass?

Need professional news reporting? Try these!

http://www.rutlandherald.com/

http://www.timesargus.com/

Get Real wrote:

This is news? Please tell me something I need to know. What's tomorrows story, cow seen in Arlington field eating grass?

Cows seen in Danby field eating grass and washing it down with
some #2 fuel oil. Is that better?

Get Real wrote:

This is news? Please tell me something I need to know. What's tomorrows story, cow seen in Arlington field eating grass?

And had they not reported on it you and others would be crying about why didn't they report on it.

ifihadadollarforeverytime wrote:

Need professional news reporting? Try these!
http://www.rutlandherald.com/
http://www.timesargus.com/

Shaft, your commentary is like you. Old, weak, and out of touch.

Get Real wrote:

This is news? Please tell me something I need to know. What's tomorrows story, cow seen in Arlington field eating grass?

News you need to know? How about this? REPUBLICANS TAKE GOVERNORSHIPS IN TWO STATES. But you can read that anywhere.

Small town news is just what you saw in that article. And there's nothing wrong with small town news.

It says Dorset when the incident clearly happened in Danby. Someone forgot to proof read LMAO :D

Old, weak, and out of touch "FAKE" REAL Real Vermonter? Looks like it's time for you to get another reality check kiddo!

ifihadadollarforeverytime wrote:

Old, weak, and out of touch "FAKE" REAL Real Vermonter? Looks like it's time for you to get another reality check kiddo!

Nice come back Zippy. Only took three hours for this lame attempt. If we gave you more time could you at least make a feeble attempt at originality?

ifihadadollarforeverytime wrote:

Old, weak, and out of touch "FAKE" REAL Real Vermonter? Looks like it's time for you to get another reality check kiddo!

Did you say that it looks like it's time?

...time for a classic hits post?

SHAFT THE BLOATED BLOGGER
(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)
(With lyric credit to the REAl real Vermonter)

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone

The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say

The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane

Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke

Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore

Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her ****
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap

Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane

Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain

Without her anonymity, Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave

Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Was outed on these posts
With its identity finally revealed
Shaft headed for the coast

Once its true identity was given
Shaft made a final hasty post
Then tucked its tail between its legs
And faded like a ghost

We learned its name is Gary
A pathetic loser of a man
Whose life went from the fire
Into the frying pan

Shaft came back and tried to deny it
Saying Gary was not him and such
But smart bloggers knew much better
'Cause Shaft (Gary) doth protest too much

Shaft denies and says he's not Gary
The lousy ex-cop who is oh so fat
But the proof is in the bloggings
And as you say 'Good luck with that!'

No, look at ME!

Reading these post are so entertaining.

Average Joe wrote:

Reading these post are so entertaining.

Kinda like looking inside the roach motel, eh?