Looking for witnesses

Perez Hilton wrote:

Just heard through the grapevine that Colton may have been popped for another DUI about an hour ago in the San Fernando Valley. Can anybody confirm this? Maybe a call was made to HRC?

Not possible, he would just have swallowed both officers and spit out the police car.

Training Bureau is a Joke Especially when you have Lt. Walker a Worthless, Obese, Hideous Wildebeast who is dumber then a Dinosaur Load of Crap. This dept have a pattern to place Idiot Useless Yes Clowns in certain positions. NOT only is IT/She/He whatever it is ebarassing but she has no CLUE or any positive impact in the training dept or dept period. When new officers would arrive, she would tell them to stay in shape, and do work etc. Lets see stay in shape???? as FAT/OBESE as she is. FINE EXAMPLE to our dept, the public and other Police Agencies. Next she has never made an arrest or done anything police related. When she was in training bureau as an officer, she had an attitude, worthless and certainly DUMB. Sadly she was passed around like a Ghetto Cirgarette by fellow training bureau brass like Now Capt.Rubacha, now Lt. Williams, and others..Shame, Shame, Shame.

Biggest dog, I'm glad you told all of us you are on Topx during county time that alone is a violation. I hope you used the county computer that would just make it even better.

But I am glad you called yourself a guard. I am sooo suprised you even knew books are for reading not just paint by numbers.

Bigger dog you when you going to transfer to a patrol station. You need a good FTO program to get you check since your so content to be guard. Just remember we are 911 not call 911 to get the police.

So go sit in your chair in the corner and face the wall that way you won't be responsible for anything. OR make it easy and go quit!!!!

Sad Time, you forgot that the secretary there Daisy was passed around even more.Daisy was available 24/7 for anything the training unit wanted.

Ever wonder why our training sucks. Now with Lt. Walker in charge it's even worse. Walker was the one that walked into a group of new recruits and told them "Being physically fit is impoortant." Of course she said that with her uniform shirt buttons almost popping out and 245ing the recruits.

Sure am glad she is running training unit. Wonder why no one want's to go to training. It's also curious Walker takes care of only the females and leaves the males to do all the work. Wait Fartfan and Moron might want to go to training, that would be the perfect set of loosers.
Hey Cooper where did all the Beretta Magazines go?? Did they help pay for your toy hauler???

Guess who I am?
-LOSER
-Crybaby
-Negative piece of shit
-LAPD reject
-Non-team player
-habitual TOPIX poster
-mentally challenged a-hole
-drunk
-limp dick
-bottle opener

Who am I wrote:

Guess who I am?
-LOSER
-Crybaby
-Negative piece of shit
-LAPD reject
-Non-team player
-habitual TOPIX poster
-mentally challenged a-hole
-drunk
-limp dick
-bottle opener

Dave Esparza!

Who am I wrote:

Guess who I am?
-LOSER
-Crybaby
-Negative piece of shit
-LAPD reject
-Non-team player
-habitual TOPIX poster
-mentally challenged a-hole
-drunk
-limp dick
-bottle opener

Shit, this list is for at least 2/3's of the "employees" for this "Loser Police Agency". Hmm, maybe I should change that to 7/8's??? Yep, that's more like it. You know who you all are LOSERS! A bunch of f**king cry babies not getting your way cuz YO MAMA doesnt' work here to cuddle your a** on your shift and you do not know how to play well with others. You seem to carry a gun, but does it have REAL bullets in it, cuz we all know how you "FSB Guards" would rather hide that actually pull out your weapon?(the one in your Sam Browne) You are the worse people ever..always telling people how 10-8 you are, then run for cover!!! LOL Or come to work, thinking you're going to have a party with the "real county employees" that don't wear a costume to work everyday.
You know how the county could cut back on expenses? Cut you f**king losers off the payroll. The Govenator will actually thank you for it in the long run.

Ouch wrote:

Sad Time, you forgot that the secretary there Daisy was passed around even more.Daisy was available 24/7 for anything the training unit wanted.
Ever wonder why our training sucks. Now with Lt. Walker in charge it's even worse. Walker was the one that walked into a group of new recruits and told them "Being physically fit is impoortant." Of course she said that with her uniform shirt buttons almost popping out and 245ing the recruits.

"Do as I SAY not as I DO"

Dale Gribble wrote:

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Dave Esparza!

I'd agree, but he can't reach the keyboard. The rest of the clique is too ignorant to know how to navigate back to this site. Chicken Little's keyboard is obsolete; he can;t get a new one until the sky stops falling. All the other clowns left (thank goodness) for a sub-standard department. Must be me!

Ouch wrote:

Sad Time, you forgot that the secretary there Daisy was passed around even more.Daisy was available 24/7 for anything the training unit wanted.

Hey Cooper where did all the Beretta Magazines go?? Did they help pay for your toy hauler???

Damn, I wanted to "do" Daisy, but she wouldn't have me because she was taller than me in flats, let alone heels. I didn't know she was pulling the train. I had to settle for seconds after Garcia finished with Contreras, and THAT was after the CHP and Life Guards finished. Why am I so far down the lust list. I even had to resort to stealing my best friends gal. It was kinda easy because he looked like a q-tip with Dish Network for ears and she was a C.G.S.

They sold all the magazines, according to sources

Forget it wrote:

Biggest dog, I'm glad you told all of us you are on Topx during county time that alone is a violation. I hope you used the county computer that would just make it even better.
But I am glad you called yourself a guard. I am sooo suprised you even knew books are for reading not just paint by numbers.
Bigger dog you when you going to transfer to a patrol station. You need a good FTO program to get you check since your so content to be guard. Just remember we are 911 not call 911 to get the police.
So go sit in your chair in the corner and face the wall that way you won't be responsible for anything. OR make it easy and go quit!!!!

Sorry it took so long to answer, I overslept my EOW. Damn guards forgot to wake me up again. I had quite the dream going on. I was dreaming about chimps and possums have sweaty sex, now where in the hell did I get THAT from. Curiously, the offspring from the coupling looked strikingly like "Forget it" Sometimes it's tough to sleep at home, what with all the restful slumber I get at work, oft times dreaming of the little pretend police, led by Forget it when he can find enough telephone books to sit on to see above the dash. I feel soooo sorry for the general police out there having to deal with this little butt-in-ski and his pretend experience. W.C. Fields put it so eloquently as he smacked the little kid jumping up and down for attention, "Go away kid, you bother me!"

Das rite wrote:

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Hey don't forget, North was banging contreras also... FORMER Sgt. North.... any port in the storm, I guess

Sorry, but she was to hot for North. He could only get girls with missing teeth. North was better than Johnson, he could only get a gorilla or Cromwell!

sgt dave johnson aka ghetto dave was seen last monday at headquarters at about 3pm talking to seria (a female co. employee) outside. He was trying to make a friend with an african american woman who works there. SGT Dave Johnson later bragged to another officer referring to her as a blacky. You RACIST F**k!!!
Seria does not like you f**k Face Johnson. She tells us at headquarters how racist you are and how fake. We always know where you are. No one likes you and all of us know you are KLAN...Die You piece of Sh**t Racist Klan Liar

It is official officer Cannon was graciou enough to use his AFRICAN VOODOO on sgt ghetto racist dave johnson. he did not explain it to us but he said he had the power to send curses via the spirit world. He allowed some of us to see him in his black robe wearing a strange animal bone necklace as he chanted in his ancestors african voodoo language. After the animal sacrafice (a Possum) he said sgt dave johnson would have nightmares,boils, skin lesions, headaches,ulcers, bleeding ulcers, bone disease, heart failure, loss of hair (bozo style) and his true homosexual feelings would come out more. Looks like some of them are already true. Thanks officer Cannon, keep up the voodoo curses on all the criminal york loving brass.

You are all wrong. former sgt north was banging former sgt wolf. They were banging, choking,romping,playing twister naked wearing only sam browns. sickos

Officer Lafyette (harbor hosp aka Rampart) the big coward, who left his fellow officers alone during a violent 415man, ran away and later came back after it was over,using the excuse he was getting the less lethal bean bag shotgun. Lafyette tells all these big fantasy stories he has done everything, just like dickweed camagong. He kisses off reports, calls and non one wants to work with him. He was even selling dept. 15 round beretta mags to supervisors and certain officers. These mags belong to the dept. Ask his tattoo click officers and supervisors. They are all involved.

Das rite wrote:

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Hey don't forget, North was banging contreras also... FORMER Sgt. North.... any port in the storm, I guess

dave johnson the hater of women still dreaming and having fake fantasies with pretty women like contreras but he really wants any man she talks to. Johnson just wishes he had more male love from men in uniform. Johnson loves a mans butter biscuit rubbed on his forehead.

Sweaty Twister. Daveee oh sargeg lets play twister together and lick the pepper spray off our fat hairy bodies. I will bring the cucumbers as i know you are shy about your tiny tot. I will also bring the popcorn and you can sing and dance for me in your skivies. Oh Dave I will rub Hot lamp possum oil all over your larry the stooge clown balding head. Oh im shooting my crisco oil on your face again dave hug my balls.

like a cheap hooker wrote:

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"pretty women like contreras?"
You are either blind or out of your f**king mind. She looks, ACTS and dresses like a common streetwalking prostitute. Except no one will pay her.
Yuk! I wouldn't f**k her with Ed-guard Garcia's dick.

Ghetto Dave, you wouldn't f*ck any woman and why do you now want Garcia's dick?

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The original Ku Klux Klan was organized by ex-Confederate elements to oppose the Reconstruction policies of the radical Republican Congress and to maintain white supremacy. After the Civil War, when local government in the South was weak or nonexistent and there were fears of black outrages and even of an insurrection, informal vigilante organizations or armed patrols were formed in almost all communities. These were linked together in societies, such as the Men of Justice, the Pale Faces, the Constitutional Union Guards, the White Brotherhood, and the Order of the White Rose. The Ku Klux Klan was the best known of these, and in time it absorbed many of the smaller organizations.

It was organized at Pulaski, Tenn., in May, 1866. Its strange disguises, its silent parades, its midnight rides, its mysterious language and commands, were found to be most effective in playing upon fears and superstitions. The riders muffled their horses' feet and covered the horses with white robes. They themselves, dressed in flowing white sheets, their faces covered with white masks, and with skulls at their saddle horns, posed as spirits of the Confederate dead returned from the battlefields. Although the Klan was often able to achieve its aims by terror alone, whippings and lynchings were also used, not only against blacks but also against the so-called carpetbaggers and scalawags.

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