today's joke....

How do you know when a women is about to say something smart???????? Her sentence starts with "a man once told me".........

the fact king wrote:

How do you know when a women is about to say something smart???????? Her sentence starts with "a man once told me".........

HA! You are a little fat bald headed thimble dick TOOL!!! Who, by the way, is officially out of material!!! Tell me your name and we can play rough!!! DARE YA!!!

OUCH!!!!

Snooze wrote:

<quoted text>HA! You are a little fat bald headed thimble dick TOOL!!! Who, by the way, is officially out of material!!! Tell me your name and we can play rough!!! DARE YA!!!

Just be at the court house at 12:30.....tell me what you are going to wear I will be sure to come up & introduce myself

I ain't nowhere near out of material......ONCE just this once I will give you two jokes in a day.....What do you tell a women with two black eyes????? Nothing.....she has already been told TWICE......

Today's joke: Um, that would be YOU, ITS A DOUCHE BAG!!!

BWAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Snooze wrote:

<quoted text>HA! You are a little fat bald headed thimble dick TOOL!!! Who, by the way, is officially out of material!!! Tell me your name and we can play rough!!! DARE YA!!!

Oh, SNAP!!! You making the thimble-dicked Its a Douchebag mad. He's going to start stomping his little feet and running to his mommy's skirts if you don't STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!!!

DuaMe Mills wrote:

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Oh, SNAP!!! You making the thimble-dicked Its a Douchebag mad. He's going to start stomping his little feet and running to his mommy's skirts if you don't STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!!!

If he would tell me his name i would teach him how it is to eat through a straw!!!

dame ... you guy's still going at it...??? can anybody update me as to who is the official king now.... i was hoping it was tellin u by now.... he's not dead is he...???

DUCT MAN wrote:

<quoted text>If he would tell me his name i would teach him how it is to eat through a straw!!!

lets just say your wife calls me BIG DICK BOB!!!! meet me at the court house, push girl, you are such a COWARD......this is losing all of its sport.....wheel away CRIPPLE, just wheel away.......

why u looking for a date tough guy ur boy toys are in the county jail

banfatjan wrote:

why u looking for a date tough guy ur boy toys are in the county jail

you keep saying show me the proof well I will have it at 12:30 at the court house why don't you show up? Or are you afraid the 10 year old you RAPED in 2005 will find you & take his revenge.......you can post all the shit you want..... but the one thing you can't change is THAT YOU, BAN FAT JAN, ARE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER....

if u have the balls bring ur paper and show me once again 3 piece suit show up and open ur mouth dumbarse

banfatjan wrote:

if u have the balls bring ur paper and show me once again 3 piece suit show up and open ur mouth dumbarse

The only paper Its a Douchebag will show up with is the toilet paper still stuck to his shoe from the toilet he trapped the poor little boy in. DISGUSTING PERVERT!!!

DuaMe Mills wrote:

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The only paper Its a Douchebag will show up with is the toilet paper still stuck to his shoe from the toilet he trapped the poor little boy in. DISGUSTING PERVERT!!!

LIKE!!!!

Front steps 12:30

the fact king wrote:

Front steps 12:30

My nuts, right now!

DUCT MAN wrote:

<quoted text>My nuts, right now!

LOL!! Good one King!!

yes the king of topix has spoken well said duct man well said

no arn im still alive and you missed me