Why Are THe Ridge Cops Tools

How About that norbit guy was a bag of duech

Looks like somebody got a "BOO-BOO" from the Ridge Boys and Girls. Like a true girly man you hide behind "No One Is Talking". Man up will ya and tell it to them, not us.

If i was being chased down Ridgeland ave by a Crazed Maniac ,with 10" Butcher knife., i wouldn't care if the Police was a He/She or a She /He , white , black, orange or green. As long as they graduated from the Police Academy , had 2 good eye balls and a good trigger finger. Ya..Don't judge a book by its cover. So, what did the Norbit guy get you on?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

i.like police man,they make me happy.

CRPD wrote:

If i was being chased down Ridgeland ave by a Crazed Maniac ,with 10" Butcher knife., i wouldn't care if the Police was a He/She or a She /He , white , black, orange or green. As long as they graduated from the Police Academy , had 2 good eye balls and a good trigger finger. Ya..Don't judge a book by its cover. So, what did the Norbit guy get you on?

He got me on "Attack with a friendly weapon".
I was not Willie Wonkin but he didn't believe me.
I tried to tell him I worked with Wayne's World but he just kept telling me to have Cassie call Mr. Ears. Enough I say I say!

crpd is nothing but wanna-be city cops. i bet they can't wait for the day they get to take their guns out of their holsters

cpd wrote:

crpd is nothing but wanna-be city cops. i bet they can't wait for the day they get to take their guns out of their holsters

I know a lot of "city cops" who would take a pay cut to work in Da Ridge. Almost anyone can get hired in Chicago. Moral is terrible and working conditions are at a all time low. Da Ridge? One in a hundred sound right for getting hired?
No One Is Talking should just pay the ticket, stop willie wonkin', take off Southside Hitman's pink slippers and help Wayne's World save money for more cold pizza for undercover stake out guys in the next election.
What really happened? Your girl go out with one of the Ridge guys?

Noone is tall King. Found out you were the dude that started crying like a little baby when Norbit had to spank you!
Man up, stay out of sh#t and stop telling the cops
"I'll get you my pretty!".
Sports fans, the little baby's name will be given in code in future posts. Don't want to get sued do we!

crpd is hiring. the few , the proud, da reege!

http://www.chicagoridge.org/Services/PoliceDe...

has anyone been in contact with officer grant? he is a fine specimen of a man. I bet he could sneeze with his eyes open.

When officer grant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Grant hit No One Is Talking (or Noone is tall king) with so many rights he was begging for a left. NOIT flew right out of his pink slippers.

No One Is Talking wrote:

How About that norbit guy was a bag of duech

Say hello to your mother for me!

Waterboy wrote:

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Say hello to your mother for me!

Still a waterboy? Thought so when you poohed your nickers in grammer school. You were the guy my mama told me to avoid because she thought you were a little light in the loafers!
"I poohed my nickers! Somebody get me some soap and WATER! Oh BOY!" Say hello to KR.

Who is the CR Cop that drags his knuckles on the ground when he walks? His arms are so long, I've seen the guy driving his squad with his arm out the window trying to change a flat tire.

Wayniac wrote:

Who is the CR Cop that drags his knuckles on the ground when he walks? His arms are so long, I've seen the guy driving his squad with his arm out the window trying to change a flat tire.

I know you who are... I will drag you into the I.P. and bury so no one will find you and you can put a comma on that!!!!

Ah, come on they are great at parking lot raids after 1 am to look for city stickers, however when my car was vandilazed they came...however I think it may have been a little too cold out, looked at the car asked if I had anyone who did not like me. Said well, nothing we can do..GONE...

Poor TMKK. Let me see if I got this right. Ridge cops make about 60-70 G? Some a lot more with OT, promotions and other stuff..You make??????
They have full bennie's and you shop at Walmart and get meds from Stroger Hospital??????
They get free stuff to wear and you still share pink undies and slippers with the SSht Man?????
They drive pretty nice SUV's and your Yugo got hit on?????
Someone Knowbody Knows is jealous!!!!!!!!!!
Would I rather be The ME K-BOD Knows or a Ridge cop????

How bout you pay higher taxes so we can hire more cops and they can sit and watch every car in every parking lot..Oh wait if you park your in a parking lot then you must live in an apartment building and you DONT PAY TAXES!!!... Go back and stick your head up your ass where it belongs and yes I will have fries with that

The Me Knowbody Knows wrote:

Ah, come on they are great at parking lot raids after 1 am to look for city stickers, however when my car was vandilazed they came...however I think it may have been a little too cold out, looked at the car asked if I had anyone who did not like me. Said well, nothing we can do..GONE...