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Palm Bay, FL

Dec 31, 2007

Multitasking Motorcyclist Masturbated While Motoring

In Palm Bay, Florida, a motorcyclist is accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of two young girls - while riding his motorcycle.

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“We're all bozos on this bus”

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It's hotter'n Hell in Heater
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#2
Jan 1, 2008
 
He was filming a Youtube, to be called "Sleasy Rider starring Fond a Peter"

“Truth, Justice ”

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and the American way
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Jan 1, 2008
 
Uh Clem wrote:
He was filming a Youtube, to be called "Sleasy Rider starring Fond a Peter"
I was gonna come up with something clever but I don't think "this one can be beat"

“FAB 4 STOOGE”

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#4
Jan 1, 2008
 
Dumb bastard .... should have wrapped his willy in the chain and revved.

“Natural laws have no pity”

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Is where my home is.
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#5
Jan 1, 2008
 
I'm betting he was wishing he was in a car with stick shift...lol

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#6
Jan 1, 2008
 
Uh Clem wrote:
He was filming a Youtube, to be called "Sleasy Rider starring Fond a Peter"
Soundtrack by the band "Sprocket Grease".
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#7
Jan 1, 2008
 
Uh Clem wrote:
He was filming a Youtube, to be called "Sleasy Rider starring Fond a Peter"
YA-HA-HA-ha-ha!
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#8
Jan 1, 2008
 
Uh Clem wrote:
He was filming a Youtube, to be called "Sleasy Rider starring Fond a Peter"
LMAO!!!!!

“Would I lie to you? (..Twice?)”

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#9
Jan 1, 2008
 
Musta been a "lefty" or he was going very slow.

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#10
Jan 1, 2008
 
If he can do that on a motorcycle I don't think "being" a lefty matters... he's gotta be able to switch without missing a stroke.

“Iggy and me”

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Jan 1, 2008
 
Hipp wrote:
If he can do that on a motorcycle I don't think "being" a lefty matters... he's gotta be able to switch without missing a stroke.
The good thing is, he's only got a two-stroke...

“Would I lie to you? (..Twice?)”

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#12
Jan 1, 2008
 
I thought this was the "Off-beat" section of Topix, and not vice-versa.

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#13
Jan 1, 2008
 
he apparently misunderstood the biker term of 'flogging it'
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#14
Jan 1, 2008
 
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>The good thing is, he's only got a two-stroke...
GOOD ONE!!!

“Disfunctional Family??”

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Jan 1, 2008
 
Look Mom No Hands
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#16
Jan 1, 2008
 
Well-was it a "harley" davidson-

or was he gay and riding his "JOHN" davidson----SIDE SADDLE!!!!

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#17
Jan 1, 2008
 
mo res wrote:
Look Mom No Hands
HA HA HA!!! Great one!

“make mine a double, please”

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#18
Jan 1, 2008
 
brings a whole new meaning to ... "coming and going".

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#19
Jan 1, 2008
 
Thought he was ridding a 'soft tail'.
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#20
Jan 1, 2008
 
All of you have made me laugh. Happy New Year

Gives a new meaning to Two Stroke
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#21
Jan 2, 2008
 
Also gives new meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket".
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