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I think we need to incorporate, make Positive Pahrump the mayor, ban guns, ban smoking, ban booze, and then close down the brothels as well as raise the taxes on everything.

I think we should also charge a 10 dollar a day Walmart "Congestion fee" if you shop there during peak hours, as well as install sidewalks, curbs and bike lanes. Speed limits should be lowered to 5 mph as well.

Every Friday should be Car-less Friday. You have to walk or bike to whatever you need to do as well.

We could save the planet, and the baby seals, and never have to ask "Where da baby come from?"