Man those phones, find out every outrageous thing that happens here and HIT those news sites and editors phone numbers.

Here is the plan, it disheartened our "enemy" when something bad goes down in Pahrump and it gets reported in the news, so lets give them MORE bad news than they could ever handle.

The idea is two fold, It will annoying the "Turn Pahrump into a shopping mall by making it a city" crowd and it will keep other lefty liberals away.

It makes me smile when I see posts like this one

Teresa Copher Veloz: Sooo Pahrump gets in the news twice in one week :( just the kind of publicity that is not needed.

Stephanie Lopez: I couldn't agree more!!!!

Beth Gilbert Lee: And the worst part is that when something good and newsworthy does happen, no one will believe it!

Thats right Bethy Baby, no one will believe it. We want everyone to think this is a mental hospital, a loon zone, a free for all with explosives and guns, and people will stay away.

I will be having bumper stickers made as well and will be giving them out for free all over town. They will simply say "Pahrump is full, go away."

Until Bill "Incoporation" Kolbarger is gone, this is our new motto.