Last night while going down

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Owensboro, KY

#1 Sep 19, 2012
on my girlfriend she started getting really wet and after about 10 mins right before she's about to blow she tensed up and....farted right in my face. She was so embarrassed and it stunk like a rotten chicken ranch. Should I have ignored it or just started licking her ass too?
ha

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#2 Sep 19, 2012
Opinions Please wrote:
on my girlfriend she started getting really wet and after about 10 mins right before she's about to blow she tensed up and....farted right in my face. She was so embarrassed and it stunk like a rotten chicken ranch. Should I have ignored it or just started licking her ass too?
should have kept going

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#3 Sep 19, 2012
Just ignore it and know you were doing good getting her there

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#4 Sep 19, 2012
Just ignore it then get back to business. At least that's what I would have done

“Sexy is as Sexy does”

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#5 Sep 19, 2012
Opinions Please wrote:
on my girlfriend she started getting really wet and after about 10 mins right before she's about to blow she tensed up and....farted right in my face. She was so embarrassed and it stunk like a rotten chicken ranch. Should I have ignored it or just started licking her ass too?
Shit happens, keep going. Haha!!

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#6 Sep 19, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
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Shit happens, keep going. Haha!!
good simile

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#8 Sep 20, 2012
Otis Sowders wrote:
nah you can't ignore that shit. a lot of underlying issues going on there i mean wtf kind of check would just let her self fart in her dudes face think about it. brings into quetion her ethics and her manners and how she was raised and is she all there or a little loony
He said they were in the heat of the moment. So what, she happened to let a little fart slip out. Maybe she couldn't hold it in but was trying. I mean it doesn't sound like she intentionally just let one rip.
Just me

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#9 Sep 20, 2012
Let her rip tatter chip..
Flyguy

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#10 Sep 20, 2012
She may have eaten beans prior to engaging in sex. She also didn't foresee her lover performing as well as he/she did. Sometimes when you're in ecstasy, you control nothing.
I.E. "She made my toes curl...."
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Owensboro, KY

#13 Sep 20, 2012
I just kept going and didn't let it bother me. I farted in the shower last night to pay her back. Mine smelt worse.
Fart face

Owensboro, KY

#15 Sep 20, 2012
This happened to me once and I finished the job and then took a dump in her chest while she was sleeping and left her apartment smelling like an outhouse.

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