kids & laundry for bored women

Hasta go see them kinfolk in Kalifornie. Went thar last year. Kin drug us to some mooseum to see this weird duck, tim burton. Herd of him? Wull, we gets thar and he aint thar, jus a buncha doodles he drawed and some movie bouts a dead dawg. Caint say it was a waist of muny cuz we dun snucked in.

Spooky Mulder wrote:

Hasta go see them kinfolk in Kalifornie. Went thar last year. Kin drug us to some mooseum to see this weird duck, tim burton. Herd of him? Wull, we gets thar and he aint thar, jus a buncha doodles he drawed and some movie bouts a dead dawg. Caint say it was a waist of muny cuz we dun snucked in.

Well Well this must be Annette Cobb Maggard from Port Orange you one phony ass bitch!

Spooky Mulder wrote:

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Washer on the front porch quit workin', we use it as a cooler for the beer now. We keeps our clothes on now when we take our weekly showers. Don't believe in givin' them dang youngin's allowances, they's oughta be glad i don't make em' sleep in the car with granny. Her fartin' kilt the cat.
All them big words about second languages don't mean nuttin' here in the swamp.

Mulder, you ARE too funny. I never realized that before. I don't see how some of you are so quick-witted. I'm so slow I've been made fun of for catching a joke 10 minutes later.

I ain't funny so I'm gonna paste a joke I found on the internet.

A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from Louisiana, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"

The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Louisiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied with a sweet smile and her fabulous sticky-sweet drawl :

"So, where y'all from, bitch?"

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You gals are the funniest and most spontaneous on the Orlando Topix.

:-)