Jojo's "CAPTAIN JACK RUM" Pub

HAH!!...come on yaz gotta know this was bout to happen ...LOL

I just wuvs ya...that I trust..yaz know whom ya are...I have a cow zapper fer those I DONT>:(GRRRRR!! YES...I used it on my sister:| and she didnt like it..but then again, I didnt like her...HAH!!

JoJoBell wrote:

HAH!!...come on yaz gotta know this was bout to happen ...LOL
I just wuvs ya...that I trust..yaz know whom ya are...I have a cow zapper fer those I DONT>:(GRRRRR!! YES...I used it on my sister:| and she didnt like it..but then again, I didnt like her...HAH!!

If this is what Canadians are like, I am going to LUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVE Toronto!!!:-)

Mitchell UK wrote:

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If this is what Canadians are like, I am going to LUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVE Toronto!!!:-)

LMAO!!

Ive never been to T.O...but there are more "hosers" there than any other place in Canada..LOL

JoJoBell wrote:

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LMAO!!
Ive never been to T.O...but there are more "hosers" there than any other place in Canada..LOL

Here's the first culture gap - what the hell is a 'Hoser'? If I am going to be living in T.O for 2 years, it may be useful to know....!

Mitchell UK wrote:

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Here's the first culture gap - what the hell is a 'Hoser'? If I am going to be living in T.O for 2 years, it may be useful to know....!

LMAO!!

Ya just gotta wear a TOQUE (TOOK) as in a winter hat and drink Canadian BEER...and say EH!!
or AYE like a PIRATE all the time...LOL
BUT dont take it all that seriously...

JoJoBell wrote:

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LMAO!!
Ya just gotta wear a TOQUE (TOOK) as in a winter hat and drink Canadian BEER...and say EH!!
or AYE like a PIRATE all the time...LOL
BUT dont take it all that seriously...

Ah, ok. I've already been practicing my pronounciation of 'aboot'. And I own a deerstalker - will that suffice as my winter hat, eh? And I am EXCELLENT at beer drinking :-)

Mitchell UK wrote:

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Ah, ok. I've already been practicing my pronounciation of 'aboot'. And I own a deerstalker - will that suffice as my winter hat, eh? And I am EXCELLENT at beer drinking :-)

DUNK FAST!!!
We Canadians are also Known fer out baseball bats n hockey sticks n fast speed while taken some stupid remark from another country...lol
Grand Slams n Slap Shots!!! HAHA tis the way it is...

JoJoBell wrote:

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DUNK FAST!!!
We Canadians are also Known fer out baseball bats n hockey sticks n fast speed while taken some stupid remark from another country...lol
Grand Slams n Slap Shots!!! HAHA tis the way it is...

Heehee, I was warned about overuse of 'aboot' by a friend who has family in Canada, lol :-)

I was also told I should take up Hockey - I've never played in my life, but I am informed that if I can learn to skate, I can play as an enforcer (?) and simply crash into people and beat them up if necessary, without much need for skill?(Which I am admittedly built for)

Justa question...does my pic look like I have horns growin un my hat...and My Halo fell off??? Cause on of the smerta$$es at werk her said...I look like Im ready ta do hanibal lectures werk:|

OK!!! I know I didnt sleep pretty much all night, BUT Iam not that stupid to type....urm..that stupidly..LOL
YES LADIES..the person that TYPED THAT while I was away got a knee to the groin fer goofin round with my puter...HAH!!
TIT fer TAT!!
Anyhoo..I gotta run, YA ALL be nice...dangit!!

Mitchell UK wrote:

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Heehee, I was warned about overuse of 'aboot' by a friend who has family in Canada, lol :-)
I was also told I should take up Hockey - I've never played in my life, but I am informed that if I can learn to skate, I can play as an enforcer (?) and simply crash into people and beat them up if necessary, without much need for skill?(Which I am admittedly built for)

Iam Canadian and the word BEAVER is somewheres in my family history....trust me, its safer to WATCH HOCKEY rather than participate.

I think JoJo is presenting pretty solid evidence as to why all the rum is gone..... (and WHERE it went, too)

JoJoBell wrote:

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Iam Canadian and the word BEAVER is somewheres in my family history....trust me, its safer to WATCH HOCKEY rather than participate.

I can deal with that...I do enjoy having my own teeth, and concussions are NEVER fun....think I'll stick to sitting in the crowd :-)

Hey Jojo and Mitchell, have a good one today, I'll come by when I can!=)

Well sonova...anyone wanna buy a slightly used bronco? LOL...may have some body damage..

just staggered in from the snow storm...I need something to warm me up.

Hey JoJo, Mitchell, Cali, & JT How's it going?

Calibeachbum wrote:

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Hey Jojo, Don't feel sad, things will get better. You can't have much of a pub out here in Alaska you know!=)

Your in Alaska?? Wow, I thought you were in Californi...lol
Some bonehead drove a front end loader into the back of my truck...so its currently in the shop gettin fixed..HAH!! All I really wanted ta do is take the front end loader and find his truck then we woulda been even but then everyone thought that was not a great idea....Ive had a bad week thus far, I gotta go in fer surgery just found out today..so Im gonna be taken a bit of a hiatus from here...ya all behave, if you can't then name it after me LOL..

jamie tuna wrote:

just staggered in from the snow storm...I need something to warm me up.

SNOWSTORM?!?!?!?!
Where the HECK are you??...LMAO!! I mean darn that weather:| Are there any confused geese flying around in the sky??

Here is some fun reading fer yaz all, I got a laugh outta it as Iam a JOHNNY DEPP fan as ya all know...Im sure yaz will get a chuckle outta this....
Dear Mr. Depp,
First, we'd like to congratulate you on a lifetime of exceptional cinematic achievements. Second, we'd like to humbly request you please COOL YOUR JETS ALREADY!!!
Look, you did the whole 21 Jump Street thing with the cool 80's hair, and women swooned. You did the Edward Scissorhands thing, and our girlfriends and wives asked us, "why can't you cut MY hair like that?" Then you came along with Captain Jack Sparrow, and we had to learn to wear eyeliner and sway like drunken swabs in a vain effort to keep up.
And now, now you've gone and bought a FREAKIN' TROPICAL ISLAND!?!? With six white sand beaches, palm trees, and a lagoon??? For the love of Pete, what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do to impress chicks? It's like you're flying to the moon and back, and we're supposed to somehow keep up with pogo sticks. Oh, the humanity!
If you have any compassion at all, any concern for your fellow man, then you'll stop raising this bar ever higher. Just STOP already. And while you're at it, if you could find a way to look a little less attractive (develop a hunchback or something) that would also be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Every Guy on Earth that isn't Johnny Depp