Anybody any secrets of affiliate marketing?

Anybody any secrets of affiliate marketing?

dear prospective frenz,
i really want to join your team but the problem is that i don't know how to pay the bill, my mother the one who keep all my money and i think that i don't have that capability to advice her to permit me to do this thing coz she is a conservative person. and what i think is, i just want to try this job. so if you can help me, how about, we do a little bargain: you pay my bill first then after i had done my job and got paid, you can take it from there and i 'll add to you $5.i think it's no loss to you coz you may have known my address by checking my mail coz i know that you are good at internet tools and a kind like that more more than me, so i won't run away.
the second is i think it is hard to do the process of paying the bill

i really have that heart to join your team and it'll be my honour to corperate with you, so can we help each other?please consider about this way coz i don't think i've another brilliant idea. if you agree, please tell me how much i must pay first so i can know the amount.i'm waiting for your reply soon.thank you very much