oklahoma it like liveing under the control of hitler

the rich getting richer off the poor man poverty will soon hit a all time low thanks to judges lawers doctors there robbing us blind frankly im sick of it trying my best to get the hell out of this country

So Yadahim, just what country do you have in mind that is so much better than the U.S.A.???

obamayomama wrote:

So Yadahim, just what country do you have in mind that is so much better than the U.S.A.???

the worse one would be better lol...

The worse one would be better? Jeez what are you waiting for? Pack your bags and go. No one is stopping you. I’m sure the country you go to will love to take care of you. Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split ya…Since you just divorced your wife why don’t give out her number. I’m sure there are a lot of American men who will take care of her for you.

obamayomama wrote:

The worse one would be better? Jeez what are you waiting for? Pack your bags and go. No one is stopping you. I’m sure the country you go to will love to take care of you. Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split ya…Since you just divorced your wife why don’t give out her number. I’m sure there are a lot of American men who will take care of her for you.

yeh would you like me to e mail you some nudes of her lol...before its over you will want to go with me

A couple of weeks ago, J. Matt made a list of the 10 lamest states in our great Republic. Topping the list was Missouri, which I drove through once. Since I didn't even stop to pee on my way through, I have no way of knowing how bad Missouri actually is, so I'm willing to take J. Matt's word that it sucks. Where I take issue is with the ranking of the state of Oklahoma at number 4. J. Matt has never been to Oklahoma, so he placed it #4 because he couldn't think of a reason to go there. Fortunately, I'm here to set the record straight. I have been to Oklahoma, and nothing could be worse. Oklahoma is unquestionably, by far the worst of the 50 states

Its no coincidence that of all the 48 contiguous United States, Oklahoma was the one we shunted the Indians into. Here was a land so foul, useless and disgusting that it was fit only for savages. I would hate the white man too if I had to live in that shithole. Oklahoma was the scene of the last great land rush in the U.S. at the end of the 19th century. Meaning that we only bothered to stop and settle in Oklahoma after every decent place in the country had been filled up.

The main problem with Oklahoma is that everything in the entire state is dirty. Everything. The houses are dirty, the stores are dirty, the public places are dirty, and the people are dirty. The dirt is everywhere on everything. Most of the state is given over to dirt. The rest seems to be devoted to cattle ranching, oil drilling, or Fort Sill, the U.S. Army Field Artillery Center. Why build a massive artillery range in Oklahoma? Because there is absolutely no danger of hitting anything of value. My Dad was at Fort Sill when he was in the Army back in the 70s, and the only story I can remember him telling about it was that he and every other guy in his unit went out for a weekend pass and came back with the clap. So the women in Oklahoma are especially dirty. They also play a dirty trick with the beer there. Beer in Oklahoma is 3.2% alcohol by volume, as opposed to 5% in the rest of the country. So you can't even have a decent drink to make the fact that you're stuck in the ass-crack of the country any more bearable

Some may claim the Oklahoma has some great sports programs at its two major universities. Aside from the fact that Barry Sanders once graced the abominable toilet with his awesomeness, I have to disagree. Aside from being the breeding ground for big, no-talent NBA ass-clowns like Brian Reeves and Eduardo Najera, the state is also home to the University of Oklahoma's vastly overrated football program, which couldn't even beat K-State to win the title of its overrated conference. Then they gave Jason White a Heisman trophy. Years from now, people will say, "Who the fuck is Jason White?" while Larry Fitzgerald and Eli Manning are big-ass stars in the NFL.

All that is horrible about Oklahoma can be encapsulated in one experience. When I was younger, my Dad, my Brother and I took a long road trip out to Colorado. We took our time, stopping and camping, viewing various attractions along the way. In Oklahoma we stopped to spend the night at Lake Thunderbird State Park. Lake Thunderbird proved to be a giant man-made mud puddle in the middle of the Great Plains. The "beaches" were basically just barren strips of red Oklahoma dust that ran down to the red, muddy water of the lake. It must have been a Friday or Saturday evening, because the place was full of dirty, sweaty, stringy little mullet sporting Okies in tank tops and mesh baseball caps and their flabby, slatternly wives and girlfriends trying to get wasted on near-beer. The women were almost all grotesquely fat, with pounds of flab attempting to burst out of their halter-tops and stirrup pants. Their innumerable hordes of half naked children were running barefoot through the dust, knocking over piles of spent beer cans and miraculously not cutting their feet on the shattered beer bottles that littered the beach. They were running in and out of the water, rolling around in the dust so that each child was covered with a fine film of dirt. What made it worse was that there were a bunch of rednecks with powerboats out on the lake, whose idea of a good time was to bring the boats in as close to shore as possible while hooting and shouting obscenities. This put an oily slick down on the top of the water as well as sending churning, viscous waves in to the shore, which the little Okies frolicked in, emerging from the water in a glistening coat of oily mud. It was the ugliest place I've ever been in my life.

Catchy Little Song about Okies, an original by me

I'm an Okie, by yours truly...

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck,
When I smile people say yuck!
I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck,
I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

I'm an Okie and I'm dumb,
When I think my brain turns numb!
I can't chew food I can only gum,
I'm an Okie and I'm dumb!

I'm an Okie and I'm a dope,
For me to know better there ain't no hope!
I'm fat, lazy, stupid and I smoke,
I'm an Okie and I'm a dope!

I'm an Okie and I'm inbred,
My Momma and her cousin they did wed!
All us kids are nearly brain dead,
I'm an Okie and I'm inbred!

I'm an Okie and I'm a looser,
My dream car is a PT Cruiser!
My grandpa is an inbred boozer,
I'm an Okie and I'm a looser!

I'm an Okie can't you see,
that one plus one equals three!
My hero is General Lee,
I'm an Okie can't you see!

I'm an Okie and I can't drive,
It's a miracle I'm still alive!
If you see me comin' you better hide,
I'm an Okie and I can't drive!

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck,
When I smile people say yuck!
I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck,
I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

oklahoma Sucks.

Why I hate oklahoma

Its people are stupid.
Its roads are crap.
Its weather sucks.
Its people are apathetic.
Its bridges fall on cars and kill people.
The crime rate is twice the national average.
Its people have no teeth and don't care.
Its elected officials are a corrupt bunch of cronies.
Its people are ignorant.
All anybody cares about is college sports (even though 78 percent of the dumb okies never even went to college).
Its people are self-righteous hypocrites.
Its people are idots.
The education system sucks.
It has one of the highest divorce rates in the U.S.
Nobody gives a damn.
The drivers are terrible.
Its people are rude and unfriendly.
Its people are narrow minded.
Most jobs don't pay worth a crap.
Its people are bigoted.
If you don't have a tattoo your considered weird.
Its people are among the fattest, unhealthiest in the nation.
Its people are lazy.
The road and street signs are horrible.
Its people are morons.
Nobody has the initiative to make changes for the better.
The infrastructure is poorly designed and crumbling.
Pigs (okies) don't know pigs (okies) stink.
In general, it SUCKS.

oklahoma Sucks.

The fact that one nut case desperately wants to move away from here and another one is promising not to move here makes Oklahoma an even better place to call home.

jessie jackson wrote:

A couple of weeks ago, J. Matt made a list of the 10 lamest states in our great Republic. Topping the list was Missouri, which I drove through once. Since I didn't even stop to pee on my way through, I have no way of knowing how bad Missouri actually is, so I'm willing to take J. Matt's word that it sucks. Where I take issue is with the ranking of the state of Oklahoma at number 4. J. Matt has never been to Oklahoma, so he placed it #4 because he couldn't think of a reason to go there. Fortunately, I'm here to set the record straight. I have been to Oklahoma, and nothing could be worse. Oklahoma is unquestionably, by far the worst of the 50 states

i agree 100 % the rich in this state is getting richer and the middle class are going broke and the poor man is screwed here heaven forbid you get mixed up on some bull shit charges they want your money they will lock you up on the smallest thing ive been to louissianna i would rather be there with out a dought

jessie jackson wrote:

Why I hate oklahoma
Its people are stupid.
Its roads are crap.
Its weather sucks.
Its people are apathetic.
Its bridges fall on cars and kill people.
The crime rate is twice the national average.
Its people have no teeth and don't care.
Its elected officials are a corrupt bunch of cronies.
Its people are ignorant.
All anybody cares about is college sports (even though 78 percent of the dumb okies never even went to college).
Its people are self-righteous hypocrites.
Its people are idots.
The education system sucks.
It has one of the highest divorce rates in the U.S.
Nobody gives a damn.
The drivers are terrible.
Its people are rude and unfriendly.
Its people are narrow minded.
Most jobs don't pay worth a crap.
Its people are bigoted.
If you don't have a tattoo your considered weird.
Its people are among the fattest, unhealthiest in the nation.
Its people are lazy.
The road and street signs are horrible.
Its people are morons.
Nobody has the initiative to make changes for the better.
The infrastructure is poorly designed and crumbling.
Pigs (okies) don't know pigs (okies) stink.
In general, it SUCKS.
oklahoma Sucks.

hold on there fella we are all not stupid thats why im getting the hell out of here but let me inform you its not just oklahoma its the united states and you need to get that in your head

jessie jackson wrote:

Its no coincidence that of all the 48 contiguous United States, Oklahoma was the one we shunted the Indians into. Here was a land so foul, useless and disgusting that it was fit only for savages. I would hate the white man too if I had to live in that shithole. Oklahoma was the scene of the last great land rush in the U.S. at the end of the 19th century. Meaning that we only bothered to stop and settle in Oklahoma after every decent place in the country had been filled up.
The main problem with Oklahoma is that everything in the entire state is dirty. Everything. The houses are dirty, the stores are dirty, the public places are dirty, and the people are dirty. The dirt is everywhere on everything. Most of the state is given over to dirt. The rest seems to be devoted to cattle ranching, oil drilling, or Fort Sill, the U.S. Army Field Artillery Center. Why build a massive artillery range in Oklahoma? Because there is absolutely no danger of hitting anything of value. My Dad was at Fort Sill when he was in the Army back in the 70s, and the only story I can remember him telling about it was that he and every other guy in his unit went out for a weekend pass and came back with the clap. So the women in Oklahoma are especially dirty. They also play a dirty trick with the beer there. Beer in Oklahoma is 3.2% alcohol by volume, as opposed to 5% in the rest of the country. So you can't even have a decent drink to make the fact that you're stuck in the ass-crack of the country any more bearable

boy !!! now you take shit and run with it i do agree with you some what but now you talking a line of bull shit

yadahim, I think you need to go meet up with Jesse in Knoxville. You two actually seem very well suited for a long and glorious friendship.

Kix wrote:

yadahim, I think you need to go meet up with Jesse in Knoxville. You two actually seem very well suited for a long and glorious friendship.

nope i dont think so i dont like oklahoma but that due hates it dam !!!

jessie jackson wrote:

Its no coincidence that of all the 48 contiguous United States, Oklahoma was the one we shunted the Indians into. Here was a land so foul, useless and disgusting that it was fit only for savages. I would hate the white man too if I had to live in that shithole. Oklahoma was the scene of the last great land rush in the U.S. at the end of the 19th century. Meaning that we only bothered to stop and settle in Oklahoma after every decent place in the country had been filled up.
The main problem with Oklahoma is that everything in the entire state is dirty. Everything. The houses are dirty, the stores are dirty, the public places are dirty, and the people are dirty. The dirt is everywhere on everything. Most of the state is given over to dirt. The rest seems to be devoted to cattle ranching, oil drilling, or Fort Sill, the U.S. Army Field Artillery Center. Why build a massive artillery range in Oklahoma? Because there is absolutely no danger of hitting anything of value. My Dad was at Fort Sill when he was in the Army back in the 70s, and the only story I can remember him telling about it was that he and every other guy in his unit went out for a weekend pass and came back with the clap. So the women in Oklahoma are especially dirty. They also play a dirty trick with the beer there. Beer in Oklahoma is 3.2% alcohol by volume, as opposed to 5% in the rest of the country. So you can't even have a decent drink to make the fact that you're stuck in the ass-crack of the country any more bearable

Your mom gave me the clap and all she did was sick my duck, bitch.

jessie jackson wrote:

Why I hate oklahoma
Its people are stupid.
Its roads are crap.
Its weather sucks.
Its people are apathetic.
Its bridges fall on cars and kill people.
The crime rate is twice the national average.
Its people have no teeth and don't care.
Its elected officials are a corrupt bunch of cronies.
Its people are ignorant.
All anybody cares about is college sports (even though 78 percent of the dumb okies never even went to college).
Its people are self-righteous hypocrites.
Its people are idots.
The education system sucks.
It has one of the highest divorce rates in the U.S.
Nobody gives a damn.
The drivers are terrible.
Its people are rude and unfriendly.
Its people are narrow minded.
Most jobs don't pay worth a crap.
Its people are bigoted.
If you don't have a tattoo your considered weird.
Its people are among the fattest, unhealthiest in the nation.
Its people are lazy.
The road and street signs are horrible.
Its people are morons.
Nobody has the initiative to make changes for the better.
The infrastructure is poorly designed and crumbling.
Pigs (okies) don't know pigs (okies) stink.
In general, it SUCKS.
oklahoma Sucks.

What a worthless, useless, miserable failure in every area of life you must be. I'm sure your breath smells like ass and your ass smells like some dude's semen. You have obviously never been to Oklahoma. It's true, there are some real rubes here, but there are also people who are smarter, classier, and most certainly more gracious than your waste of oxygen self. Did your mother ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street? She did? Too bad.