Ocean Shores Has First Bank Robbery In 15 Years

Now this is the stupidest thing I've heard for a long time!
She must have a degree in dumb!

Ocean Shores Has First Bank Robbery In 15 Years
Posted: 3:55 pm PDT March 20, 2009

OCEAN SHORES, Wash.-- Ocean Shores police responded to the first bank robbery the town has had in 15 years, said Deputy Chief Russ Fitz.

A woman entered the Timberland Savings Bank at about 1:30 p.m. Friday on Damon Road in Ocean Shores.

She entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and implying that she had a gun, Fitz said.

She took the money and fled the bank of foot.

About 30 minutes later, police received a 911 call from a woman who told them she had just robbed a bank, but she didn’t give her location, Fitz said.

Police check cell phone records and tracked her call to a phone near the bank. Police arrived at the scene, found the woman and recovered the cash, Fitz said.

She was arrested and did not have a weapon on her.

Fitz said no one robs banks in Ocean Shores because it’s so hard to get away on the one road into town

Oh Come on!! How obvious can you get?? She robs a bank in a town where getting away is highly unlikely AND she calls to turn herself in?

She's looking for 3 squares and a place to sleep. Get a clue people!!!

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

Oh Come on!! How obvious can you get?? She robs a bank in a town where getting away is highly unlikely AND she calls to turn herself in?
She's looking for 3 squares and a place to sleep. Get a clue people!!!

Your mistake is assuming she is mentally competent and sober.

Veteran wrote:

Your mistake is assuming she is mentally competent and sober.

Your mistake is thinking she didn't first dream up the plan and then drink the courage to carry it out.

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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Your mistake is thinking she didn't first dream up the plan and then drink the courage to carry it out.

Oh yea, You know everything.....Immature JERK!

Veteran wrote:

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Oh yea, You know everything.....Immature JERK!

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that WHINE???

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that WHINE???

I will send you some diapers for your mouth idiot.
You were the one coming on this post acting like an ass.
You are't worth the words child.

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that WHINE???

Why don't we meet somewhere so I can knock your teeth out?

Local wrote:

Why don't we meet somewhere so I can knock your teeth out?

My, my, aren't we just loaded with testosterone today. It makes you Sooo intelligent!!

Sure!! Meet me at the corner of Ocean Shores Rd and Pt. Brown Blvd in an hour. Bring your loud mouth.

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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My, my, aren't we just loaded with testosterone today. It makes you Sooo intelligent!!
Sure!! Meet me at the corner of Ocean Shores Rd and Pt. Brown Blvd in an hour. Bring your loud mouth.

You dumb little child!

Local wrote:

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You dumb little child!

I see you brought your snivel.

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

Oh Come on!! How obvious can you get?? She robs a bank in a town where getting away is highly unlikely AND she calls to turn herself in?
She's looking for 3 squares and a place to sleep. Get a clue people!!!

By the way dumbshit, she turned herself in then fought with the police after they came and tried to arrest her. And got maced
How stupid can you get? Probably as stupid as her!

Local wrote:

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By the way dumbshit, she turned herself in then fought with the police after they came and tried to arrest her. And got maced
How stupid can you get? Probably as stupid as her!

Well, it IS your neighborhood. You should know.

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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Well, it IS your neighborhood. You should know.

I'm glad you agree how stupid you are.

local wrote:

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I'm glad you agree how stupid you are.

It's not for you to say, I'm not stupid enough to be in your "neighborhood".

Ooogah Boogah wrote:

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It's not for you to say, I'm not stupid enough to be in your "neighborhood".

You are too stupid to live in any neighborhood.

local wrote:

You are too stupid to live in any neighborhood.

Got your 'roid supply replentished I see!