2 Weekend Crashes Result in DUI Arrests

RICKY RAT, the cab driving rodent, picked up one of these guys yesterday. Well, maybe not one of them that crashed their car. But a drunk driver, nontheless. From the Marin County Jail. And, as we're driving along, he's telling RICKY RAT how he just got a DUI. Even though he'd only had one beer. And how, since he wasn't into playing their little game, how he'd refused their damn chemical test. And RICKY RAT'S going like "NO!! NO NO NO!! DON'T REFUSE THAT DAMN CHEMICAL TEST!! THE DMV'LL GET AHOLD OF YOUR GONADS AND NEVER LET GO"...

BUT, RICKY RAT kept his rat eyes on the road and kept saying stuff like "Huh. No shit. Bastards"...

It's pretty much never in your best interest to refuse to take their damn chemical test.

RICKY RAT wrote:

It's pretty much never in your best interest to refuse to take their damn chemical test.

Unless, maybe, you're a multiple offender that knows for a fact that you're going to blow higher than a .20...

THERE ARE one or two occasions, I think, where it's in your best interest...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Unless, maybe, you're a multiple offender that knows for a fact that you're going to blow higher than a .20...

Since you're going to need one of those three year Golden Gate Transit passes anyway...

[QUOTE who="RICKY RAT" "Huh. No shit. Bastards"...[/QUOTE]crami nul cops. obticktifying that guys legal rite to have a one bear and dryve a motor vehycle.

"we the", "we the", YOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO, "we the"...

RICKY RAT wrote:

RICKY RAT, the cab driving rodent

Radio Cab. THE leader in personalized ground transportation in Marin. And where ALL our drivers speak fluent English. Well, except for that little Indian guy, what was his driver # again. And, oh yeah, that Yemenese dude. And, damn, that new guy from Haiti...

Alright. Radio Cab. Where ALL of our drivers have Class C California drivers licenses...

RICKY RAT wrote:

Alright. Radio Cab. Where ALL of our drivers have Class C California drivers licenses...

Well, except for driver #104. But, I'm pretty sure they're not letting him drive again until he gets that taken care of...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Well, except for driver #104. But, I'm pretty sure they're not letting him drive again until he gets that taken care of...

RICKY RATS' just teasin #104. He got his license back. And, you know, out of all the many groovy drivers Radio Cab has, he could very well be the grooviest.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> he could very well be the grooviest.

MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA, IT'S ALWAYS MARCIA THiS, MARCIA THAT...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA, IT'S ALWAYS MARCIA THiS, MARCIA THAT...

This is The Brady Bunch, Episode #23. "Jan blows a gasket over Marcia's grooviness factor".

RICKY RAT wrote:

BUT, RICKY RAT kept his rat eyes on the road and kept saying stuff like "Huh. No shit. Bastards"...

Huh.

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text>Huh.

Yeah. I thought the same thing.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah. I thought the same thing.

Dewd! Guess who's back?! Me. Weeeee. No more traveling for 3 months! I look forward to being bored in Marin all summer. I see you're up to your same ol' tricks. BTW, driver #197 was driving douchey yesterday.........
Are y'all still invading new territory?

Hi Steph.

Steph wrote:

<quoted text>
Dewd! Guess who's back?! Me. Weeeee. No more traveling for 3 months! I look forward to being bored in Marin all summer. I see you're up to your same ol' tricks. BTW, driver #197 was driving douchey yesterday.........
Are y'all still invading new territory?

There is no driver #197.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>There is no driver #197.

it was something close to that.