Keep the Streets Clean of Shopping Carts

Get rid of the mexicans, and You'll get rid of the shopping carts.

Can I keep mine? It holds all my stuff I need so badly.

Kohnt Ajus wrote:

Can I keep mine? It holds all my stuff I need so badly.

What, Your mexican?

No, like my make-up and my undergarments, and my shoes Oh I got some shoes baby!

Tom James is a solution in search of a problem. You should just ask yourself, how many times have you looked at shopping carts lying around outside of their store lots, and said to yourself "Man, I sure wish someone would do something about these shopping carts lying around outside their store lots". Here, I'll answer for you. Never.

Am I right? Or, AM I RIGHT???

On a related note, the Novato PD has started handing out tickets to those "fying a sign". Standing at an intersection with a sign requesting money. That's why you don't see them out there anymore. They're now commuting to San Rafael and Mill Valley for their handouts. Who haven't started handing out tickets. Yet.

That's "FLYING a sign". Not "FYING a sign".

RICKY RAT wrote:

Tom James is a solution in search of a problem. You should just ask yourself, how many times have you looked at shopping carts lying around outside of their store lots, and said to yourself "Man, I sure wish someone would do something about these shopping carts lying around outside their store lots". Here, I'll answer for you. Never.

In fact, try this: Try to go back in your memory bank and recall EVER SEEING a shopping cart being pushed or lying around outside its store lot. In Novato. I'm thinking you're struggling to come up with that memory...

Am I right, yet again? Or, AM I RIGHT, YET AGAIN???

RICKY RAT wrote:

FLYING a sign

Most of those guys just fly that sign until they've got enough for a bottle or whatever else gets their rocks off. And maybe a Jumbo Jack from Jack in the Box. BUUUUUUUUUUURRRP. Excuse me.

RICKY RAT wrote:

Tom James is a solution in search of a problem.

WHEN I succeed Commander Bunny as Great Supreme Leader of the Rodent Revolution, my first act will be to TOTALLY ELIMINATE from Novato all roving bands of wild hyenas...

RICKY RAT wrote:

FLYING a sign

If RICKY RAT ever flew a sign, it's say "Just too damn lazy to work".

IT'D. Jeesus Herman Christ....

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>If RICKY RAT ever flew a sign, it's say "Just too damn lazy to work".

RICKY RAT has been out there on the streets. Knows more than your average rodent about it. What with being a rodent of Irish extraction. And the curse that goes with it. And then he realized he'd been hoodwinked by the American whateveryoucallit. Because, as far as drugs go, booze aint shit. Just makes you slow and stupid. What you need is coke. That is, if you wanna get down. Down on the ground. Cocaine. If you wanna mumble mumble, mumble mumble mumble, cocaine. C'MON, EVRYONE JOIN IN, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine...

Eric Clapton is The Man. And I mean that. He is the one and only The Man.

RICKY RAT wrote:

Eric Clapton is The Man. And I mean that. He is the one and only The Man.

I came to this conclusion while watching the music video "Forever Man" on my 50" PANASONIC TV.

RICKY RAT wrote:

Tom James is a solution in search of a problem. You should just ask yourself, how many times have you looked at shopping carts lying around outside of their store lots, and said to yourself "Man, I sure wish someone would do something about these shopping carts lying around outside their store lots". Here, I'll answer for you. Zero. You have said that to yourself zero times.

I improved this post. Read it now.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> C'MON, EVRYONE JOIN IN, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine...

RICKY RAT has been completely, 100% mind-altering chemical free for a while, by the way. As a matter of fact, he'll be going down to S. Eliseo today to pisz in a bottle. For the Taxi Cab Authority uh people. For their annual, or is it semi-annual, drug test. But that's OK. RICKY RATS' pisz has been compared, on many occasions, to Rocky Mountain spring water. In it's purity and...well, in it's purity.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>RICKY RATS' pisz has been compared, on many occasions, to Rocky Mountain spring water. In it's purity and...well, in it's purity.

By RICKY RAT. When he's mouthing off to other drivers. A lot of whom, RICKY RAT is convinced, are on some kind of drugs.