Two men busted after Novato fire leads to indoor pot farm

More pathetic than anything else, probably.

Commander Bunny wrote:

Old & crazy, huh?

young and crAzy is a more fun time....

I ain't old, I was born on Leap year.

Commander Bunny wrote:

I ain't old, I was born on Leap year.

but you'd still be dead in dog years, yeah?

RICKY RAT wrote:

Anyhoo, the fine people down at the Taxicab Authority want, once again, to drug test RICKY RAT.

Huh. I just looked at my notice for my "random" drug test more closely, and it appears I have until the end of the month to comply. You know, if I WAS a pot smoker, which I'm NOT, I could probably have that shit out of my system by then. Is it just me, or does the idea of a "random" drug test that they give you damn near a month to take seem...let's see, what's the word...doesn't it seem just downright POOPY??? No, that's not the word...

LAME!! THAT'S the word I was looking for!! We REALLY need to tighten this up!! Do you really want some bongload taking, Gilligans Island watching, dope fiend driving you around??? I THINKS NOT!!!!

RICKY RAT wrote:

Do you really want some bongload taking, Gilligans Island watching, dope fiend driving you around??? I THINKS NOT!!!!

If you don't, call RICKY RAT at Radio Cab!! Who's pisz is like Rocky Mountain spring water!!!

While I'm on the subject of pisz (you used to not be able to say that on Topix. I'm not sure if you can now. Thus, the "z") we had to let good old #56 go down at the cab co. It seems he was piszing in a cup, and somehow it got spilled all over a customer. A fine, fine broad, by the way. Now, this is just between you and me. But RICKY RAT has piszed in a cup in his cab bafore. The main, and pretty important, difference is that he didn't spill it all over his fine, fine customer...

BEFORE.

Steph wrote:

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but you'd still be dead in dog years, yeah?

Nope, perhaps if I were a Great Dane, or a wolfhound, maybe.

RICKY RAT wrote:

You know, a guy who thinks he's funny, but is actually NOT IN THE LEAST funny can actually be pretty funny. Well, not really.

Ricky want a sandwich? hmmmmmmm

Spoken to the tune of

Candy little girl ? hmmmmmmmmm

Dr_Zorderz wrote:

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Ricky want a sandwich? hmmmmmmm
Spoken to the tune of
Candy little girl ? hmmmmmmmmm

You're just a seductress dangling a sandwich, and maybe a piece of arse, in front of RICKY RATS' snout. Unless you're like some old, fat dude. Then, I'll pass on the piece of arse. Ham and cheese on wheat for sandwich, though. With a pickle. Please.

I'm on my cell phone at Stand #6. The Larkspur Landing Marin Airporter. I don't come here too much. Mainly, I hang out at the SanRafael Transit Center. The restroom facilities are A LOT nicer here, though. Plus, there's free coffee.

And plus, you don't have to keep moving your cab forward here, like you do on Stand #2. You can actually get a little shut-eye if things get slow. Like they are now. Zzzzzzzzzz..SNORT..zzzzzzzz... ..

RICKY RAT wrote:

I'm on my cell phone at Stand #6. The Larkspur Landing Marin Airporter. I don't come here too much. Mainly, I hang out at the SanRafael Transit Center. The restroom facilities are A LOT nicer here, though. Plus, there's free coffee.

I forgot, when you are in a stall in the San Rafael Transit Center restroom, how many times do you tap your foot if you want some head?

Dr_Zorderz wrote:

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I forgot, when you are in a stall in the San Rafael Transit Center restroom, how many times do you tap your foot if you want some head?

When they tap like this: tap tap.......tap tap tap, two taps, followed by a pause, followed by three taps, that'll be your cue to go on in.

Huh. BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP.

Hi Burt.

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> You're just a seductress dangling a sandwich, and maybe a piece of arse, in front of RICKY RATS' snout.

Yessiree Bob. A seductress. THAT'S what you are.

I'm now going to attempt to get this thread burning like hell. Kids, don't try this at home.