Two men busted after Novato fire leads to indoor pot farm

I'll tell you, these Mexicans are a crafty lot. NOW they're legally changing their names to shit like "Yanxiang Yang" and "Xiafeng Lin" to make us think they're from somewhere else. Crafty, indeed.

I'm glad the Novato PD got this dangerous drug off the streets. Cause , we let our guard down, and the next thing you know there's an outbreak of people at home watching re runs of "Gilligans Island" while gorging themselves on Twinkies and other sugary crap.

Pot makes You grow boobies.

RICKY RAT wrote:

I'm glad the Novato PD got this dangerous drug off the streets. Cause , we let our guard down, and the next thing you know there's an outbreak of people at home watching re runs of "Gilligans Island" while gorging themselves on Twinkies and other sugary crap.

Thank God we've got legal, non harmful drugs like alcohol to consume.

Commander Bunny wrote:

Pot makes You grow boobies.

My mom, Mother Rat, had like fifteen boobies. And I always got stuck sucking the hind one.

Anyhoo, the fine people down at the Taxicab Authority want, once again, to drug test RICKY RAT. But that's OK. It's been a while since he imbibed. In fact, his pisz is so clean and pure, it's been conmpared to Rocky Mountain spring water...

RICKY RAT wrote:

it's been conmpared to Rocky Mountain spring water...

By RICKY RAT, when he was mouthing off to the other drivers...

RICKY RAT wrote:

Anyhoo, the fine people down at the Taxicab Authority want, once again, to drug test RICKY RAT. But that's OK. It's been a while since he imbibed. In fact, his pisz is so clean and pure, it's been compared to Rocky Mountain spring water...

There's no "n" in "compared"...

RICKY RAT wrote:

Anyhoo, the fine people down at the Taxicab Authority want, once again, to drug test RICKY RAT. But that's OK. It's been a while since he imbibed. In fact, his pisz is so clean and pure, it's been conmpared to Rocky Mountain spring water...

They give you like a week to take that test. So, if you're a speed freak, you're OK. Just lay off of it, and in a couple days that shit'll be out of your system. It's the pot heads that are stuck. That crap stays in your system forever. And there are only so many openings for dispatchers when you can't drive no more...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>there are only so many openings for dispatchers when you can't drive no more...

RICKY RAT continues his anti-dispatcher platform. WHEN he succeeds Commander Bunny, who by the way has been showing his advanced age of senility lately, as Great Supreme Leader of the Rodent Revolution, RICKY RAT promises to do away with the "job" of dispatching. Which he could train any 10 year old child to do. In about an hour. And, when the "job" of dispatching is done away with, RICKY RAT promises to bring those responsible for past atrocities to justice...

Age AND senility. Jeez, I really need to start proofreading this crap BEFORE I hit "Post Comment"...

Huh. There are now "0 people now viewing this forum". Looks like people had better things to do at 1:30 Sunday morning that read my drivel...

RICKY RAT wrote:

Huh. There are now "0 people now viewing this forum". Looks like people had better things to do at 1:30 Sunday morning that read my drivel...

Well, I'm going to keep babbling on. Cause this'll still be here when people wake up. In fact, this'll still be here fifty, a hundred years down the road. I'd imagine.

Old & crazy, huh?

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Well, I'm going to keep babbling on.

Much like "we the" babbles on. With one main difference. "we the" has never set a thread on fire. I'm pretty sure.

Commander Bunny wrote:

Old & crazy, huh?

Well, when you're old enough to remember a stage coach running through Fairfax, yeah, I'd say you're gettin on up there...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> this'll still be here fifty, a hundred years down the road. I'd imagine.

So, if you're reading this in the year 2112, HEY!! HOWS IF GOIN?? I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE SEVENTY YEARS NOW!! MAYBE MORE!!!

Hows IT goin. Yeah, I have to keep correcting myself. Annoying, aint it...

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE SEVENTY YEARS NOW!! MAYBE MORE!!!

IT'S LiKE I'M SPEAKING FROM THE LAND OF THE DEAD!! AND I'LL TELL YOU, MAN IT'S HOT DOWN HERE...

You know, a guy who thinks he's funny, but is actually NOT IN THE LEAST funny can actually be pretty funny. Well, not really.