Police: Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts

Jul 26, 2010 Full story: WHDH 24

Authorities say Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

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“Mess with me.”

Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#23 Jul 27, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
"Ring, ring, ring,;
Hello, Joes Costume Shop"
"Yeah, this is Clyde Dillinger, how're ya doin'?"
"OK, Clyde, watcha need?"
"Need one of those 'cross dressing-clown-bank robber' costumes. You got any left?"
"Sure do, but there's been a run on them f-kn things recently, so ya better get down here quick!"
"Sure will, what sizes you got?"
"It's one size fits all Clyde, except for the titties, obviously."
"Thanks, see ya in about an hour. Oh and let's go medium on the titties, I don't want it to be too gaudy."
LOL. I saw his pic on the news. He went to a store first and they got a shot of him on camera. He had on a blonde wig. He also had a big old moustache. His own. He was dark skinned. Then when you look down, there's the bumpy chest, clown pants, and he walked like a man. Not to draw attention at all! LOL
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#24 Jul 27, 2010
missing_goldfish wrote:
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LOL. I saw his pic on the news. He went to a store first and they got a shot of him on camera. He had on a blonde wig. He also had a big old moustache. His own. He was dark skinned. Then when you look down, there's the bumpy chest, clown pants, and he walked like a man. Not to draw attention at all! LOL
That this really happened is amazing.., and robbery aside, strangely wonderful.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#25 Jul 27, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
"Ring, ring, ring,;
Hello, Joes Costume Shop"
"Yeah, this is Clyde Dillinger, how're ya doin'?"
"OK, Clyde, watcha need?"
"Need one of those 'cross dressing-clown-bank robber' costumes. You got any left?"
"Sure do, but there's been a run on them f-kn things recently, so ya better get down here quick!"
"Sure will, what sizes you got?"
"It's one size fits all Clyde, except for the titties, obviously."
"Thanks, see ya in about an hour. Oh and let's go medium on the titties, I don't want it to be too gaudy."
thanks!! you're pretty funny and I needed the laugh
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#26 Jul 27, 2010
Debra27 wrote:
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thanks!! you're pretty funny and I needed the laugh
you're welcome Deb.

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