LOL. I saw his pic on the news. He went to a store first and they got a shot of him on camera. He had on a blonde wig. He also had a big old moustache. His own. He was dark skinned. Then when you look down, there's the bumpy chest, clown pants, and he walked like a man. Not to draw attention at all! LOL"Ring, ring, ring,;
Hello, Joes Costume Shop"
"Yeah, this is Clyde Dillinger, how're ya doin'?"
"OK, Clyde, watcha need?"
"Need one of those 'cross dressing-clown-bank robber' costumes. You got any left?"
"Sure do, but there's been a run on them f-kn things recently, so ya better get down here quick!"
"Sure will, what sizes you got?"
"It's one size fits all Clyde, except for the titties, obviously."
"Thanks, see ya in about an hour. Oh and let's go medium on the titties, I don't want it to be too gaudy."
Authorities say Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.Full Story
“Mess with me.”
Since: Dec 09
I like it.
#23 Jul 27, 2010
#24 Jul 27, 2010
That this really happened is amazing.., and robbery aside, strangely wonderful.
“you're not the boss of me!”
Since: Jan 08
the road less traveled.....
#25 Jul 27, 2010
thanks!! you're pretty funny and I needed the laugh
#26 Jul 27, 2010
you're welcome Deb.
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