Florida school prayer bill may be dead

Senator Ronda R. Storms (FL)
Current Office: State Senate
Current District: 10
Party: Republican

Florida State Legislative Election 2006 National Political Awareness Test

Education Issues

Ratings Indicate which principles you support (if any) regarding education.

X a) Support national standards and testing of public school students.

X b) Support a constitutional amendment to provide parents with state-funded vouchers to send their children to any public school.

X c) Support a constitutional amendment to provide parents with state-funded vouchers to send their children to any private or religious school.

d) Increase state funds for school capital improvements (e.g. buildings and infrastructure).

X e) Increase funds for hiring additional teachers.

X f) Require that 65 percent of Florida's education funding be spent in the classroom.

X g) Support teacher testing and reward with merit pay.

X h) Endorse voluntary prayer in public schools.

X i) Support requiring public schools to administer high school exit exams.

X j) Provide state funding to increase teacher salaries.

k) Increase funding for Head Start programs.

X l) Provide state funding for tax incentives and financial aid to help make college more affordable.

m) Relax class-size limits for Florida public schools.

n) Support sexual education programs that include information on abstinence, contraceptives, and HIV/STD prevention methods.

X o) Support abstinence-only sexual education programs.

Separation of church and state.

If it does pass, I'm going to demand that prayers for my god, Procurius, be included in the prayers. He's a new god but a real go getter. Can;t wait to see those Baptist's eyes spinning in their heads.

Nothing wrong with it, as far as I'm concerned.

Mwhahahahah!

Rhonda Storms needs to STFU and go back to Iran.

Or Valrico, whatever. Just get rid of her.

elaygee wrote:

If it does pass, I'm going to demand that prayers for my god, Procurius, be included in the prayers. He's a new god but a real go getter. Can't wait to see those Baptist's eyes spinning in their heads.

I'd insist on the Turtle God that rose up from the sea to create islands gets his due and tithes

....will admit am conflicted due to the betrayal of the Spaghetti God of whom we adore on our plates regularly but that Turtle god probably loves pasta too. Win, win!

Amazing our 'Murki-stans Taliban-gelicals kind of skip over that thingy in their bible that instructs one to "love" their paranormal deity rather than worship it.

Tmaximus wrote:

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I'd insist on the Turtle God that rose up from the sea to create islands gets his due and tithes
....will admit am conflicted due to the betrayal of the Spaghetti God of whom we adore on our plates regularly but that Turtle god probably loves pasta too. Win, win!
Amazing our 'Murki-stans Taliban-gelicals kind of skip over that thingy in their bible that instructs one to "love" their paranormal deity rather than worship it.

The Talibangelical god is a jealous and vengeful god who basical threatens to punish if you put other gods before it which leads to the question, "What other gods" is it talking about. Seems it only claims to be the one true god, not the only god in town.(The check is in the mail and I love you too)