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Pops wrote:

<quoted text>Will catch you guys later the pill just kicked up and the wife is in the shower think I need to make a pit stop! Might be a well boys.Pops here is soon to gonna make some laps on the little wife. Yall be good now!

GOOD LAWD wrote:

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As Mark Martin's fans used to tell him when he drove the Viagra car, "Keep your head up!"

Ancient Scout wrote:

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I am so glad to help you out. Do you need to know anything about Victoria's Secret models or Sports Illustrated swim suit models. I feel it is my duty to teach you the finer things of life. Tell your momma I said Hi. Ask her how her cold shower was this afternoon. LOL

C0ldF00T wrote:

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Ancient Scout,
Im sorry i havent got on and replied in a while. Ive been kind of busy. But as far as the models go, i do ALOT ;) LOL but your free to teach me anything you feel is a necessity. I mean, these are the REAL finer things things in life. LOL

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Ancient Scout wrote:

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The finer things in life are as follows, but in no particular order:
Hot Women
Cold Wine
Fast Cars
And as they say, It doesn't get any better than that.

C0ldF00T wrote:

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You got that right.
Although i might have to replace the wine with Coke.(when my mom is around anyways) LOL.
Tell me whats better when, your sitting on your couch, got a hot woman to your left, and you got your cold wine in your hand?
Does it get better?