Bart Simpson Fatwa

The Great Satan is now Bart Simpson! Kill the Great Satan. I'ts good to be Allah and make up stupid edits that even stupider people will follow. MohamMad, May peas be upon him! Dog of the East!

The Simpsons are corroding the morals of Iranian youth, an official said on Monday, as dolls based on Bart, Homer and the rest of the American cartoon family joined the shapely Barbie among Western toys targeted by a new crackdown in Tehran.

"The Simpsons dolls are merchandise from an animated series, of which some episodes are even banned in Europe and America," Mohammad Hossein Farjoo, whose agency oversees what Iranian children can play with, told the Sharq newspaper. He did not elaborate on what episodes might have been censored elsewhere.

"We do not want to promote this cartoon by importing the toys," added Farjoo, whose full title is Secretary for Policy-making at the Institute for the Intellectual Development of Children and Young Adults in Tehran.

Though Iran's economy is labouring under Western sanctions against its nuclear programme, foreign goods, including genuine and counterfeit toys like Barbie and the Simpsons, are widely sold. Merchants say new efforts to implement bans that have been in place before mean the merchandise is getting harder to obtain from wholesalers and shops prefer not to display the wares.

Like all series TV -- even excellent series TV -- The Simpsons TV show is a hit or miss proposition. Over the years, there has been some really raunchy stuff from the show. But there also has been brilliant social commentary.

None of that matters to the religious nutcases who continue to make a child's life in Iran a living hell. Banning dolls is not the way to instill moral values in children. Good parenting is.

And that includes no interference from the government.

Let's be reasonable here. How can an Iranian parent properly raise a child with the necessary measure of fear and hatred if they let their children play with a western doll?

Good parenting, huh? You think the mullah-ocracy gives a whit about good parenting? They want P.O.W.E.R., pure and simple. Terror over a captive populace is an effective way to consolidate that power. The mullahs are well on their way toward turning Iran into an Islamic version of North Korea, with them at the top. It's always nice if you are at the top of a subjugated society. You just have to keep yourself there -- and that brings us back to that terror thing. Once they have Iran sewn up, it's on to the rest of the Middle East and then the whole world.

Shock and dismay. For the longest time I thought the mullahs were just good guys who happen to enjoy harassing and torturing women, torturing or killing anyone who disagrees with them, slow-hanging homosexuals, stoning adulterers, and ... You name it. Now they attack Barbie and Bart. So much for their good guy image!

One day a dipshit came on Topix and started telling idiotic, inane "jokes" about Muslims.....

Sorry, there wasn't a punchline.

Mitch, is that you again? With yet ANOTHER new moniker? Please decide on one so I don't have to try to figure out who I'm talking to each time you reply. Although I will say, since you love to repeat the same crap over and over, it's not that hard to see when it's you.

I'm and idiot trying to fool people who are not.

Joe Friday wrote:

I'm and idiot trying to fool people who are not.

Hi, again, Mitch. Stop wearing my clothes. Stalker.

Joe Friday wrote:

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Hi, again, Mitch. Stop wearing my clothes. Stalker.

No "mitch" here! Is that a long lost love who wears your clothes? Do you wear their clothes. Do you still wear women's underwear?

Q. What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson?
A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.

Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork?
A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.

Q. What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran?&#8232;
A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.

Q. What do you call an Iman who owns a camel and a goat?&#8232;
A. Bisexual.

Until MOhamMad can part the Red Sea, eat my shorts!

Bart burned the Coran at the UN HQ? Persecute the Bart!

No Bart! You eat my 1,500 year old shorts!

No, Mohammad, eat my jock-rot! You and the camel you rode in on! Oh and watch me wipe my @zz crack with these Corn-ran leaves!

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter in an Honor Killing?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.

I went to a Muslim birthday party last night. Damn if that wasn't the fastest game of Hot Potato I've ever seen!

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.

On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"

What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.
Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Somalis falling off a cliff?
A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!
Q. What do you call a Muslim between two houses?
A. Ali.
Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
NewsFlash
Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable. Police report that it's likely to get worse now that there are dead ones.
Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in.
A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.
The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."
Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."
Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.

Allah like you just don't care. Or is that Allah, Allah in free. What a stupid name for a dog!

What does Michael Jackson and Mohammad have in common?

The both love young children. Mohammad must sleep on top!

You know you're Muslim if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've often uttered the phrase,'I love what you've done with your cave.'

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.