Pilot Calls 911: 'I'm In A Cornfield, Bleeding'

Next time he goes out,he should try to fly above 15 ft.That way the corn won't get in your way.....

Proff Louie alternator wrote:

Next time he goes out,he should try to fly above 15 ft.That way the corn won't get in your way.....

IDK, something corny about this story!

Oh man. I wish I had a dime for every time I woke up in a corn field bleeding....... This is no big deal.

George Michael wrote:

Oh man. I wish I had a dime for every time I woke up in a corn field bleeding....... This is no big deal.

LOL

Actual Call:

(911) "911 dispatch whats your emergency"?
Pilot: "I just crashed in a field, and I am bleeding and I cant get up".
(911) "Can you hear me now?"
Pilot: "Got ears?"
(911) "Can you give me your location, or would you like to lay in your own piss for a few days until someone finds you?"
Pilot: "Your a nice one".
(911) "We aim to please. So where are you Einstein?"
Pilot: "If I was up your ass, you would know where I was".
(911) "Your right, I would. Are you sure your not already there? You seem to be a pain in the ass".
Pilot: "Just get someone out here to help me".
(911) "Sure thing sir".
Pilot: "How are you gonna find me?"
(911) "Well I figured we would use your detailed directions that you have given me on your location".
Pilot: Oh, O.K". Well hurry up".

On the mayday recording the pilot screamed, "Oh crop!"

"On top of a cornfield,
All covered in blood,
I lost my poor airplane,
with a terrible thud,
They came to the rescue,
Amid all the corn,
I laid in the brambles,
the leaves and the thorns.

Goober Pyle wrote:

"On top of a cornfield,
All covered in blood,
I lost my poor airplane,
with a terrible thud,
They came to the rescue,
Amid all the corn,
I laid in the brambles,
the leaves and the thorns.

LMAO, thank you for the laugh this morning!