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hollerrat
London, KY
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wtf do you eat what you shit or shit what you eat
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nasty
Cadiz, KY
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Since: Jan 10
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lench wrote: <quoted text>Good stuff Stevie. Thank you! I'm glad you liked it, and I hope you have a great day!
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Corinne
Lexington, KY
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Big Stevie wrote: WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable from childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says,'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them, for now you do.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt (Family Historian) Glad you're back.
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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hollerrat wrote: wtf do you eat what you shit or shit what you eat I shit so you don't starve to death.
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hollerrat
London, KY
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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hollerrat wrote: looks at wtf and laughs Looks at Rat and pikes.
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Corinne wrote: <quoted text>
Glad you're back. Thank you, ma'am, it's great to be back, and I hope you have a wonderful day!!!
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Seattle Slew
Seattle, WA
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Big Stevie wrote: <quoted text>
Thank you, ma'am, it's great to be back, and I hope you have a wonderful day!!! Nice punctuation, commie turncoat joke !
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hollerrat
London, KY
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thank god and the banana boat the kenyan will soon be gone
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just say no
Elizabethtown, KY
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It's good to see we have intelligent people on here who can carry on a informative conversation on a subject.
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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hollerrat wrote: thank god and the banana boat the kenyan will soon be gone The rats will be on a turd boat.
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whitehair
Shelbyville, KY
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just say no wrote: It's good to see we have intelligent people on here who can carry on a informative conversation on a subject. The number is dwindling.Even this comment will draw some unintelligent comment. Just for the Heck of it,how many noticed the fact Biden spends about $1 million of taxpayers money on trips home and back every weekend,to play golf with Obummer? How many notice the GSA spent almost $1 million on their outing? How many think Obummer is a good leader?Or knows how to lead this Country?
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no Hair
Bowling Green, KY
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wtf
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text>
The number is dwindling.Even this comment will draw some unintelligent comment.
Just for the Heck of it,how many noticed the fact Biden spends about $1 million of taxpayers money on trips home and back every weekend,to play golf with Obummer?
How many notice the GSA spent almost $1 million on their outing?
How many think Obummer is a good leader?Or knows how to lead this Country? 69 million you dumbass.
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hollerrat
London, KY
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leftwingwhackadoos dont care how much obozo spends hes half black thats all that matters
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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hollerrat wrote: leftwingwhackadoos dont care how much obozo spends hes half black thats all that matters You shit eating rat STFU!
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hollerrat
London, KY
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looks at wtf and laughs
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whitehair
Shelbyville, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>69 million you dumbass. OK!!What about the other 230 million?No more Obummer,same as Scott Walker recall failed!!
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Since: Jan 10
Spring, TX
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