What The Tomato Knows

"They's a blight on our crops in Tennessee, said Doctor David Popp."You know when cabbages are shriveled up, small it's time to act. They's too much cussing going on in this world. We have studied cabbages and know they are sensitive to curse words. They don't like it. I refer particularly to cabbages raised and reared in the Bible Belt. Our cabbages are clean living Christian cabbages. Potatoes and tomatoes, too. Only less so. The potato knows more than we know. And what the tomato knows would astound the world."

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Here is a good reason lynchings should be brought back, does anyone know this guy?

Marie have you been inhaling the Sevin dust and sniffing the insecticide again?

I have to bump this for the sake of comedy

Marie wrote:

"They's a blight on our crops in Tennessee, said Doctor David Popp."You know when cabbages are shriveled up, small it's time to act. They's too much cussing going on in this world. We have studied cabbages and know they are sensitive to curse words. They don't like it. I refer particularly to cabbages raised and reared in the Bible Belt. Our cabbages are clean living Christian cabbages. Potatoes and tomatoes, too. Only less so. The potato knows more than we know. And what the tomato knows would astound the world."
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I need a translator, can I borrow your tomato

1x9x8x5 wrote:

I have to bump this for the sake of comedy

You know the real comedy here is, your sad and Pathetic life sense being Conceived in a head shop, now that's funny :)

yankee boy wrote:

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You know the real comedy here is, your sad and Pathetic life sense being Conceived in a head shop, now that's funny :)

Here Kitty Kitty--HHEERRREEE KIITTTYYY KIIIITTTTYYYY..........

CombatEd wrote:

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Here Kitty Kitty--HHEERRREEE KIITTTYYY KIIIITTTTYYYY..........

Somehow Ed, I don't think he will catch onto that. I'd simply call him a d*ck, they tend to roam more mindlessly than the other.

No offense meant to you or yours-lol

ademented1 wrote:

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Somehow Ed, I don't think he will catch onto that. I'd simply call him a d*ck, they tend to roam more mindlessly than the other.
No offense meant to you or yours-lol

I'll show you mine if you want to see it. Wanna go out for a bite to eat Get to know each other. I love your legs

Gary,how many names will you end up with?

sweet and sexy wrote:

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I'll show you mine if you want to see it. Wanna go out for a bite to eat Get to know each other. I love your legs

Na...

ademented1 wrote:

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Somehow Ed, I don't think he will catch onto that. I'd simply call him a d*ck, they tend to roam more mindlessly than the other.
No offense meant to you or yours-lol

Shhhhh...I'm auditioning for Ghost Hunters and I am trying to find ghosts on here
"Victoria...are you here?" "Give me some kinda sign Victoria" "Victoria are you...here?"

CombatEd wrote:

<quoted text>Shhhhh...I'm auditioning for Ghost Hunters and I am trying to find ghosts on here
"Victoria...are you here?" "Give me some kinda sign Victoria" "Victoria are you...here?"

Ed, I'm here Ed. I thought you would never break through. I've waited soooo long Edward. I have your cat and bark and figs ........LOL
Have a good one Ghostbuster.

Victoria wrote:

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Ed, I'm here Ed. I thought you would never break through. I've waited soooo long Edward. I have your cat and bark and figs ........LOL
Have a good one Ghostbuster.

WHAT a MINUTE...Victoria never called me Edward...only Danielle called me that...is--is--is this Danielle?

Wait--wait a minute....

Oh Victoria...Victor
Danielle...Danny Whatever the name.

CombatEd wrote:

Wait--wait a minute....

...the ghost you have called is no longer in service, if you think you have dialed the right ghost, please hang up and dial again.

CombatEd wrote:
Wait--wait a minute....
...the ghost you have called is no longer in service, if you think you have dialed the right ghost, please hang up and dial again...I is CRAZY

That ghost has been rec'ing' too many prank calls lately, so the number was changed....no longer
listed.....Sorry... OPerator

All I found was abunch of Ghost Poo....MOOOP