How do I get my wife to wear sexy dresses?

Just asking.

Have you tried Adamandeve.com ?

You say to her "Bitch, get your ass in the closet and put on that sexy dress before I pimp slap you"

She wears one for me!

well first you got to get her used to the idea of getting out of them for a long time.a real long time.then maybe she will ant to put on a sexy dress after she gets sexed.i mean for real get a grip!

You heard me!

I lost the "o".

Ralph wrote:

Just asking.

you buy her sexy dresses then she wears them moron! do you need to know how to run the bases too?

If she has them, she will wear them. Perhaps she does...just not for you. So if thats the case, you need to install close-circuit cameras in your house and observe her during the time you are away. If she wears them...who is there, what's she doing in them...where is she going if she leaves house (Use GPS). If she isn't wearing them, and still looks like the usual Gaston County Walmart Shopper, kick her buttocks to the curb and go online to lonleywiveshookup.com or eharmony, minglesingles.com or those other find a freak sites...and find you another woman. Wouldn't pan the walmart area, they are all fat with tramp stamps...not very sexy.