Your Soon to be New Neighbors, BEWARE

Citizens of Clay Center, Kansas,

It was not to long ago that there was a documentary that featured your soon to be new neighbors. I apologize for not being able to be more specific on the details but the short story is that they attempted to take over a town by poisoning the citizens thereby reducing the number of votes that the candidates for mayor would receive and their candidate would win. They cultured their own botulism and then dressed in disguize they would eat a meal at various dinning establishments where they would taint the food on the salad bar with their botulism. I have made an attempt to track this down on the Internet but my problem is that I cannot spell their damn name, Your local newspaper should investigate this matter.

Ron, have you had any counseling for your paranoia?