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Nov 9, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr

Mysterious Porpoise Deaths Blamed On Berzerk Dolphins

Full story: www.ktvu.com

Marine biologists have figured out why a growing number of dead harbor porpoises have been found on California beaches in recent years: dolphin attacks.

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“RIP Burgess”

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Global Warming!!! It's Global Warming!! They realize the futility of trying to survive because MAN has RUINED EVERYTHING, so they're helping the porpoises into the afterlife.
The Orcas are slated to do in the dolphins next year.
Great whites will do the Orcas, following.

They're all smarter than humans because they live in the ocean.

“OH NO - I'm an Ass!”

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Is that a question?

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Even Dolphins have their own Ft. Hood episodes.

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So these deaths weren't accidental... they were on porpoise!!! C'mon, you knew someone was going there

“Pppfffffttt!”

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Quick..... we need another hate crime bill.
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Nov 9, 2009
 
I'm sure George Bush is behind it all!

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West Chester

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Nov 9, 2009
 
It is the end of days.

The Bible had it wrong. It was the 4 Porpoises of the apocalypse.

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Will the socialized medical bill also cover seafood?
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Nov 9, 2009
 
RoxorVoxor wrote:
So these deaths weren't accidental... they were on porpoise!!! C'mon, you knew someone was going there
LMFAO
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Nov 9, 2009
 
Mammal on mammal crime!

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Everything is Berserk in California.

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Incloding their spelling of Berserk.
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Nov 9, 2009
 
Since they (some fishes) travel in schools,

IS THIS ANOTHER CASE OF SENSELESS, SCHOOL VIOLENCE??

(Sorry, I could not resist this joke.)
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Nov 9, 2009
 
Religious differences resulted in violence. The porpoise was a member of the church of Cod group that encouraged violence on those who did not believe.
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Nov 9, 2009
 
Auto Mechanic wrote:
Incloding their spelling of Berserk.
bizarre + berserk?

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

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Nov 9, 2009
 
LOL
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Nov 9, 2009
 
wow... dolphin 'roid rage....

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GHT Has Seen The Light

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Auto Mechanic wrote:
Incloding their spelling of Berserk.
Incloding?!
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Nov 9, 2009
 
JM_Brazil wrote:
Even Dolphins have their own Ft. Hood episodes.
Not that funny, even for a circus clown.

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

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Nov 9, 2009
 
Simpsons did it!

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George Bush was training them to retrieve torpedoes and it's his fault. It's going to take years for President Obama and Hillary to clean this mess up.

hahahhahahahahha
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