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Itchy
United States
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wtf
Matthews, NC
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go to wikepedia you halfwit!
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Crackaina
United States
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wtf wrote: go to wikepedia you halfwit! How do you spell that?
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M Hughes
Waco, TX
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Meet a hairy friend: give them to him / her.
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“GETTYSBURG 7-3-1863! ”
Since: Jan 12
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Stay away from southern gal's. Duh.
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“Slicing Through the B.S.”
Since: Aug 09
Wanna touch my Katana?
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Here's a sure-fire cure. Get an icepick. Shave off the hair on your left side. Set the hair on your right side on fire and stab the little suckers with the ice pick when they run out. Works every time
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Otto Schneller
Cleveland, GA
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Shave the affected area, and quit doing your immediate family members.
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Insecticide
Burnsville, NC
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Curall
United States
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If they're black crabs, put a "HELP WANTED" sign in the affected area and I guarantee they'll go away.
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Mug
Raleigh, NC
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Screw a negro or yankee beotch and you will get AIDS, die and never have to worry about crabs again.
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What
Burnsville, NC
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Mug wrote: Screw a negro or yankee beotch and you will get AIDS, die and never have to worry about crabs again. How stupid!
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Truth
United States
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bopper wrote: leave the black infested people alone!!!! Abe Lincoln said the same thing, now we're all paying the price.
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Mug
Raleigh, NC
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What wrote: <quoted text> How stupid! No, stupid would be your old mammy who got knocked up with you.
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Big Mama
United States
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Big Mama got da bes tastin monsta body crabs dis side o da muddy missippi.
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long john silver
Jackson, TN
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Come to our restaurant. Fresh crabs would be wonderful!!! People could watch you smack them with a hammer and then cook them!!!
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Since: Apr 11
Location hidden
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Cover them with a lot of Old Bay seasoning and then steam the heck out of them. Are they hard shell or soft shell?
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“Dont care how you did it in FL”
Since: Oct 11
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this works
Milford, IL
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you won't like it, but first you gotta shave every bit of hair in the crabby area. buy otc rid for hair lice and use it 3 times about five days apart. you probably need to delouse your linen and shorts with a hot water washing with bleach. yeah, if you have cash go to the doctor and get a script. TMI???
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