New Hampshire teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

Purple Gurl wrote:

I don't know if the teacher didn't see this happening or what. If they saw it, they might be held liable. I've heard of teachers stopping much worse scenarios. Like the story about a girl who brought a pistol to school in an attempt to end her life. I guess it was partly out of attention or a cry for help, since why does there have to be an audience? She could have done it alone at home. But anyway, she had it to her head and fired it, but the .22 jammed. And she attempted this in front of her "boyfriend." Guess what he did? Unjammed it and handed it back. As the girl placed it to her head again, the teacher saw what was happening and ran over there and tackled her. A round discharged into the wall, but nobody was harmed.

What A bad boyfriend! I have the suspicion he was somewhat in on it. Better find the story.

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