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If you took the dick out of your mouth we could understand you.<quoted text>If you had a dick you would be a Man.
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Judged: 2 1 1 If you took the dick out of your mouth we could understand you. |
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Judged: 1 Nice one.
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Thank you, my friend. I'll keep postin''em, and you keep readin''em, and maybe we'll laugh for another 50-60 years! Have a great day!!! |
I am not your Dad. Lmfao |
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Judged: 1 1 1 Now go find somebody else's work to copy. Lmao |
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The one you suck is not yours. Lmfao |
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Ya'all are really great poster children for Mr. Paul.
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You are the poster Child for the pro Abortion folks. |
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Judged: 2 1 1 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/ find your legislator Tell them to support, SB 129/LM/CI (BR 1310)- P. Clark, K. Stein AN ACT relating to medical marijuana. Amend and create various statutes in KRS Chapter 218A to make marijuana a schedule II drug with the limitation that a person for whom the drug has been prescribed may not possess more than five ounces per month of the drug or have under cultivation more than five marijuana plants; create a new section of KRS Chapter 315 to require the Board of Pharmacy to establish a certification program for pharmacies seeking to dispense marijuana; designate this Act as the Gatewood Galbraith Memorial Medical Marijuana Act. Jan 31-introduced in Senate Feb 2-to Judiciary (S) Kentucky Legislature Home Page www.lrc.ky.gov The purpose of this site is to provide and facilitate access to timely information concerning the Kentucky Legislature and the workings of the Legislative Research Commission to all interested persons in an organized, intuitive manner. |
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“Just Hold On” Since: Aug 11
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Judged: 1 I'm about sick of looking at this. Your brain matches your mouth!! |
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Judged: 1 Diddly-squat. Tired of looking at it? Turn off your 'net browser. Try another thread, or another site. Piss off.
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Judged: 1 It is time now to live within the means for the Feds and the States. |
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Judged: 1 You will lose on both numb nuts. You are just an anchor on Society. |
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Judged: 2 2 2 Every night at the bar, they had this magician come on and perform the most wonderfully amazing tricks of conjuring the world had ever seen. It's the first night of the voyage, and everyone is eager to see this great man at work, except there was one slight problem. There was this parrot, who'd sit on the bar top, by the peanuts, and ruin each trick as the magician performed them. Each time, the parrot would sit quietly until the trick was almost completed, and say things like, "Squark! It's up his sleeve!" or "Sqeeek! He's hidden it in the hat!" etc., and ruin the trick for the magician. Every time, the parrot would do this, and the magician would get madder and madder as the night wore on. The same happened on the next night, and the one after that. The magician would shake with fury at this silly parrot ruining his world famous show. He spent his days devising even better and more stupendously amazing tricks in an effort to fool this bloody parrot. One night, the magician is about to perform his greatest trick of the voyage. The lights are dimmed, a hushed silence sweeps across the bar floor, a drum roll builds up to a mighty crescendo as the magician performs his final piece de resistance, and suddenly the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. For three days, the magician manages to cling to a door floating around in the wreckage, starving and thirsty. On the third day, he notices, at the other end of the door, the parrot, sitting calmly and quietly, staring back at him. For three more days the magician just glowers at him, not saying a word - bitter, hushed, resentful, and silent. Until finally, the parrot can't contain himself any longer and squawks, "Alright! I give up! What have you done with the ship?!" |
Wow! Great comeback you mental midget. |
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Judged: 1 1 1 The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The pharmacist said, "That won’t do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore, since I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my foot." |
Now this is not only what happens but is funny! |
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Keep up ,sonny,the legislature did not even want it! BTW-the anchor is what keeps the ship from from floating away! |
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