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sb129 needs to be the law

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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wtf wrote:
<quoted text>If you had a dick you would be a Man.
lmfao
If you took the dick out of your mouth we could understand you.
PissedOffandTopl ess

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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Ha ha haaaa!

Nice one.
sb129 needs to be the law wrote:
<quoted text>If you took the dick out of your mouth we could understand you.

Since: Jan 10

Houston, TX

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#21331
Feb 22, 2012
 
whitehair wrote:
Well, Stevie, another good one.I only wish to be young enough and able to go with them!!
Thank you, my friend. I'll keep postin''em, and you keep readin''em, and maybe we'll laugh for another 50-60 years! Have a great day!!!
wtf

Harlan, KY

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#21333
Feb 22, 2012
 
sb129 needs to be the law wrote:
<quoted text>If you took the dick out of your mouth we could understand you.
I am not your Dad.

Lmfao
wtf

Harlan, KY

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Big Stevie wrote:
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Thank you, my friend. I'll keep postin''em, and you keep readin''em, and maybe we'll laugh for another 50-60 years! Have a great day!!!
Now go find somebody else's work to copy.

Lmao
wtf

Harlan, KY

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#21335
Feb 22, 2012
 
NaziFucker wrote:
I do, and I am.
What's your excuse?
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The one you suck is not yours.

Lmfao
wooddicks bro

Minneapolis, MN

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#21336
Feb 22, 2012
 
Ya'all are really great poster children for Mr. Paul.
wtf

Harlan, KY

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#21337
Feb 22, 2012
 
wooddicks bro wrote:
Ya'all are really great poster children for Mr. Paul.
You are the poster Child for the pro Abortion folks.
sb129 needs to be the law

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once again for all my friends in Kentucky that have asked me about the bill to bring Medical marijuana to our great Commonwealth. here is the info you need to tell your legislator to support the bill.
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/ find your legislator
Tell them to support,
SB 129/LM/CI (BR 1310)- P. Clark, K. Stein

AN ACT relating to medical marijuana.
Amend and create various statutes in KRS Chapter 218A to make marijuana a schedule II drug with the limitation that a person for whom the drug has been prescribed may not possess more than five ounces per month of the drug or have under cultivation more than five marijuana plants; create a new section of KRS Chapter 315 to require the Board of Pharmacy to establish a certification program for pharmacies seeking to dispense marijuana; designate this Act as the Gatewood Galbraith Memorial Medical Marijuana Act.
Jan 31-introduced in Senate
Feb 2-to Judiciary (S)

Kentucky Legislature Home Page
www.lrc.ky.gov
The purpose of this site is to provide and facilitate access to timely information concerning the Kentucky Legislature and the workings of the Legislative Research Commission to all interested persons in an organized, intuitive manner.
NaziFucker

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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You've gone and confused me with your reflection in the mirror.
wtf wrote:
<quoted text>The one you suck is not yours.
Lmfao

“Just Hold On”

Since: Aug 11

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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NaziFucker wrote:
God damn, son, if you had a brain, you'd be dangerous.
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I'm about sick of looking at this. Your brain matches your mouth!!
Bill

Frankfort, KY

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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head not stepped on
Face The Facts

Cantonment, FL

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Feb 22, 2012
 

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Whaddayou know?

Diddly-squat.

Tired of looking at it? Turn off your 'net browser. Try another thread, or another site.

Piss off.
Wings of a Dove wrote:
<quoted text>I'm about sick of looking at this. Your brain matches your mouth!!
whitehair

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I hope there are enough here in Krntucky that will vote to not legalize drugs,but as well to vote not to have gambling casinos in Ky.There is no way either help the people,as drugs kill the brain and gambling only helps the house,and gives the gov`t money to blow.They already blow what we give them.
It is time now to live within the means for the Feds and the States.
wtf

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whitehair wrote:
I hope there are enough here in Krntucky that will vote to not legalize drugs,but as well to vote not to have gambling casinos in Ky.There is no way either help the people,as drugs kill the brain and gambling only helps the house,and gives the gov`t money to blow.They already blow what we give them.
It is time now to live within the means for the Feds and the States.
You will lose on both numb nuts.

You are just an anchor on Society.

Since: Jan 10

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The Titanic, on her maiden voyage, just set sail from the shores of England. It was the most magnificent ship ever built, and everybody is very excited. No expense has been spared - the vast dining rooms, casinos, hundreds of neatly groomed waiters and polite service staff, string quartets, the works.

Every night at the bar, they had this magician come on and perform the most wonderfully amazing tricks of conjuring the world had ever seen. It's the first night of the voyage, and everyone is eager to see this great man at work, except there was one slight problem. There was this parrot, who'd sit on the bar top, by the peanuts, and ruin each trick as the magician performed them.

Each time, the parrot would sit quietly until the trick was almost completed, and say things like, "Squark! It's up his sleeve!" or "Sqeeek! He's hidden it in the hat!" etc., and ruin the trick for the magician. Every time, the parrot would do this, and the magician would get madder and madder as the night wore on.

The same happened on the next night, and the one after that. The magician would shake with fury at this silly parrot ruining his world famous show. He spent his days devising even better and more stupendously amazing tricks in an effort to fool this bloody parrot.

One night, the magician is about to perform his greatest trick of the voyage. The lights are dimmed, a hushed silence sweeps across the bar floor, a drum roll builds up to a mighty crescendo as the magician performs his final piece de resistance, and suddenly the ship hits an iceberg and sinks.

For three days, the magician manages to cling to a door floating around in the wreckage, starving and thirsty. On the third day, he notices, at the other end of the door, the parrot, sitting calmly and quietly, staring back at him. For three more days the magician just glowers at him, not saying a word - bitter, hushed, resentful, and silent. Until finally, the parrot can't contain himself any longer and squawks, "Alright! I give up! What have you done with the ship?!"
wtf

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Feb 24, 2012
 
NaziFucker wrote:
You've gone and confused me with your reflection in the mirror.
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Wow! Great comeback you mental midget.

Since: Jan 10

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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won’t do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore, since I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my foot."
whitehair

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Feb 25, 2012
 
Big Stevie wrote:
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won’t do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore, since I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my foot."
Now this is not only what happens but is funny!
whitehair

Louisville, KY

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#21351
Feb 25, 2012
 
wtf wrote:
<quoted text>You will lose on both numb nuts.
You are just an anchor on Society.
Keep up ,sonny,the legislature did not even want it!
BTW-the anchor is what keeps the ship from from floating away!

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