Could jw in the grove be a "liar"

The only liar on here is you Mom. I fired your a55 and you deny it time and time again.

Let me repeat myself: I fired your a55 from the Post Office. You can not deny that fact.

I rehired this fine moniker and you're an idiot j dumb !

IrishMN wrote:

Gee, if anyone ever questioned the rationale behind people saying Horse Face Henrietta was fired from the Post Office, they certainly would not wonder any more.
Classless is a compliment compared to what Horse Face really is.

>Mom/Slew wrote:
As I've offered BEFORE, an attorney is hired by either of us and the proof is delivered to the attorney. If I was a fired Po worker I pay your charity 20k, if not you pay mine 20k. The attorney hold BOTH checks and returns the winner's check.......DANCE little puppet ! LMAOROTF !

Irass wrote:

I have my attorney. You either put up, or we all know the truth. Up to you there MC-SU.
Mom called-shut up

Mom Slew wrote:

Seems hard to do....without his name, number, and address. Have you given him a heads up, in your imaginary world ??? LMAOROTF !

NEVER POSTED THE ATTORNEY INFO ! LMAOROTF ! Feel free to show me the info LIAR !

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/minneapolis-m ...

Question: What is the difference between the Post office and Topix?

Answer: Horse Face Henrietta can change his/her/its name on Topix and come back as a different person.

So do most of your pals, IrassLiar.... Still no point/competition and OBVIOUSLY no attorney address/name.... taking a while for the future/obvious lies...come on.. LMAOROTF !

An elderly couple j dub & IrassWn were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the j dub overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find him, so the Captain
sent the old woman back to shore, with the promise that he
would notify her as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally, the IrassWn got a fax from
the boat. It read: Ma'am, sorry to inform you that we found your
husband dead, at the bottom of the ocean.

We hauled him up to the deck, and attached toj bub's butt was an oyster,
and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000....please advise.

The Irasswn faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.

Does anyone read my vile posts? Is it because my posts make no sense and are so far off topic?

j dumb playing games...
An elderly couple j dub & IrassWn were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the j dub overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find him, so the Captain
sent the old woman back to shore, with the promise that he
would notify her as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally, the IrassWn got a fax from
the boat. It read: Ma'am, sorry to inform you that we found your
husband dead, at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled him up to the deck, and attached toj bub's butt was an oyster,
and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000....please advise.
The Irasswn faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.

By the way I am too lazy to work and no one wants to hire a failed post stamp seller.....

LET ME GUESS !!?? You're J dumb Senior ???

jw in the grove wrote:
<quoted text>"my 75 yr old dad retired after 32 yrs,.....
Dad retired 20 yrs ago because he had a irregular heartbeat and thought he wouldnt live 10 yrs from then, he still is going and rides the motorcycle at age 73"

Either that or his dad had 2 birthdays this month ! LMAOROTF !

Let me get this right. Your "dad" worked 32 years, then became a burden on society ? Do the math 18+32=50. He's now either 75 or 73 years old, depending on how well your medications are "working"...(working get it) So, your "deadbeat dad" has been supported by US for 41-43 years ??? Geez, no wonder our country is in trouble.....

let me get this straight I am a troll and a liar, I wont work and complain if someone has more than me, I HAVE no friends , no life other than topix, I POST non-sense all day and NO ONE LIKES ME, but I COME back everyday to prove what a idiot I REALLY AM!!!!!!!!

I'm starting to feel sorry for you j dumb. Everyone sees your Saint Paul IP !

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting
around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee,"
replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all get paid to change light bulbs," said j dumb cheerfully.

IrassMn gets up one morning to find j dumb in the kitchen cooking, he looks to see what j dumb's cooking, and sees one of his IrassMn socks in frying pan. "What are you doing?" IrassMn asks.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," J dumb replied.

Completely puzzled, the IrassMn walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock.

Seattle STEW-PID wrote:

I am STEWPID

An elderly couple JW & IrassWn were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed JW overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find him, so the Captain
sent the old woman back to shore, with the promise that he
would notify her as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally, the IrassWn got a fax from
the boat. It read: Ma'am, sorry to inform you that we found your
JW dead, at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled JW up to the deck, and attached to JW's butt was an oyster,
and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000....please advise.
The Irasswn faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.

Friends don't let friends post drunk!
Oh, right, Simple-Minded-In-Seattle has no friends.

I just crapped in my pants.

Of course YOU did, wannabee from the wrong IP address.... Got rid of the space, but folks will figure out your nonsense games anyway.

Interestingly, j dumb NEEDS union protection, because he's from lazy stock, but complains about union dues, because he's from CHEAPSKATES !

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Let me get this right. Your "dad" worked 32 years, then became a burden on society ? Do the math 18+32=50. He's now either 75 or 73 years old, depending on how well your medications are "working"...(working get it) So, your "deadbeat dad" has been supported by US for 41-43 years ??? Geez, no wonder our country is in trouble.....

A 100 year old man named jw in the booze goes to the sperm bank. The nurse gives him a
jar and a girlie magazine, and points to a room. After about an
hour the man emerges from the room. The nurse asked why it took
so long.
"Well, I tried my right hand, I tried my left hand, I tried hitting
it on the sink, I ran hot water over it, and I ran cold water over it,
but I just couldn't get the cap off of the jar."

Will someone respond to me today? I have nothing else to look forward to. Wish someone would talk to me. OH well another productive day posting nothing in a forum in a different state that I know nothing about.