Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons

Thank you. I'm sure there are more, though.

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text> I was trying to think up a joke for this, but You beat Me to it...and quite funny, I may add..Great job!

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text> I was trying to think up a joke for this, but You beat Me to it...and quite funny, I may add..Great job!

And I think you have to be from the back forty to appreciate that one...and I guess p***off p**** didn't rate, either that or it was old news. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

I Know this has been a dead post for a long time, but there's some funny stuff here folks. Here's a few of the best of the best!

Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons... definiitely sounds like the start to a bad joke.

So, this bobcat walks into a bar with a duck under one leg and a six foot boa constrictor under another ...
... and he says to the bartender, "it's OK, they're with me."

Maybe the bobcat went to that bar looking for cougars but all he found were dogs.

A Jew, a Catholic and a bobcat walked into a bar....

Maybe the bobcat cave is in foreclosure.

Bobcat walks into a bar and orders a Bloody Mary...

A man walks into a bar with a bobcat. The man asks the bartender, "do you serve liberals?" Bartender said "sure, we don't discriminate." Man says, "gimme a whiskey sour, and a liberal for the bobcat."

A bobcat walks into a bar in Arizona and orders a drink...he then asks the bartender, "Where can I get a little tail?". "You already have one.", the bartender replied.

RobtA wrote:

That would be a great scene for a western movie: Bobcat struts into the saloon, and the cowboys climb on chairs to avoid it.

The Bobcat name is Bob the Bobcat.

Not any more.

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

<quoted text>The Bobcat name is Bob the Bobcat.

I was killed by a car driven by a trasvestite in three inch stilletos. Beep Beep.

May Bob rest in Peace.

Bob the Bobcat wrote:

<quoted text> I was killed by a car driven by a trasvestite in three inch stilletos. Beep Beep.

Beep Beep

Bob the Bobcat wrote:

<quoted text> I was killed by a car driven by a trasvestite in three inch stilletos. Beep Beep.

So sorry to hear, may you rest in peace! We can join in fellowship with a higher power in heaven.

Great comments from #98.

bob and his family of furry gray and brown kittens, would suddenly come to there demise today, following a horrific accident while crossing the road just outside the forest boundaries early this morning.
Authorities from the department of environmental protection, said the fatalities came when a women driving her SUV while talking on her cell phone, watching DVD and putting on her makeup failed to negotiate a curve in the road. and subsequently did not see the family of felines, attempting to cross the road.
The local wildlife veterinarians, and ems tried unsuccessfully to revive the family of bobcats. and they were pronounced dead at the seen .
Detectives with the department of environmental protection conducted a field sobriety test on the women which she failed..preliminary results and reports suggest the 3 inch stiletto heal may have broken off while she was performing what is referred to the "one legged stand".. as a result she fell hit her head on the curb were she suffered sever head trauma and also died at the seen ..the authorities refused to comment anymore

My hubby was like a bobcat last night grrr...

He had a little one?...

you can't really blame the Bobcat. he was just acting out of instinct. watched a Bobcat family at UC Santa Cruz behind my apartment at Family Student Housing. they're amazing. especially when the young ones do somersaults.

if you're worried about animals, it's the human ones you have to watch out for.