created by: Fidel | Jul 7, 2011

Miami, FL

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Why did OK bolt?

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  • she could not resist macho
  • she's allergic to the sumac yenz sent her
  • dr d. would not e-mail her back
  • cherokee's wife got jealous
  • gitano's wife got jealous
  • rod was harrasing her at work
  • helga finally hooked up with her
  • her real husband had enough of us on topix
  • she still lurks everyday but wont post
  • none of the above

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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”

Since: Dec 11

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#131
Apr 21, 2012
 
Denmark Dick wrote:
Adam will be gone a while. Ocotber Kay should return.
Kay no longer resides in Miami.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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#132
Apr 23, 2012
 

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The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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Kay no longer resides in Miami.
I AM SURE SHE STILL LURKS AND HOPES THAT I HEADL PROPERLY. I WOULD ASK HER SOME PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IF I COULD GO "OFF BOARD" WITH HER. THAT GUY FROM DENMARK REALLY DID A NUMBER ON ME. BUT IT IS MY FAULT I SUPPOSE. I AM HUMBLED.

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Apr 24, 2012
 

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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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I AM SURE SHE STILL LURKS AND HOPES THAT I HEADL PROPERLY. I WOULD ASK HER SOME PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IF I COULD GO "OFF BOARD" WITH HER. THAT GUY FROM DENMARK REALLY DID A NUMBER ON ME. BUT IT IS MY FAULT I SUPPOSE. I AM HUMBLED.
You are a loser who drives a truck around and cleans porto-potties.
Even if she was still here she wouldn't have anything to do with someone like you who smells like sh1t all the time and has urine stains all over his pants and boots.
I think your mother is asleep now so you can switch over to your porn now, loser.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

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#134
Apr 25, 2012
 

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The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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You are a loser who drives a truck around and cleans porto-potties.
Even if she was still here she wouldn't have anything to do with someone like you who smells like sh1t all the time and has urine stains all over his pants and boots.
I think your mother is asleep now so you can switch over to your porn now, loser.
I have some won ton soup for you little man.

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Apr 25, 2012
 

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Stan Yenz wrote:
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I have some won ton soup for you little man.
I kick yo Ho CHEE MEN azz------asia gay boi

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#136
Apr 26, 2012
 

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The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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I kick yo Ho CHEE MEN azz------asia gay boi
You lack the courage of the humbled eagle. You smell more like the stumbled beagle. it is said in the "Book of Rings."

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Apr 27, 2012
 

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Stan Yenz wrote:
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You lack the courage of the humbled eagle. You smell more like the stumbled beagle. it is said in the "Book of Rings."
I know that Adam saves you a gallon of two of the waste from his porto-potty cleanings and you put it into a clay container with cabbage and bury it in the sand for 30 days then you feast on it.

You call it KIM SHEET

I wish some 1960's era soldier had capped your vietnamese mom and dad and burned your village with napalm.

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Apr 28, 2012
 

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The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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I know that Adam saves you a gallon of two of the waste from his porto-potty cleanings and you put it into a clay container with cabbage and bury it in the sand for 30 days then you feast on it.
You call it KIM SHEET
I wish some 1960's era soldier had capped your vietnamese mom and dad and burned your village with napalm.
You took a porno load of napalm into your posterior when Khe Sahn was being evacuated Chili maker.
Dr Demento

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Apr 29, 2012
 

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Stan Yenz wrote:
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You took a porno load of napalm into your posterior when Khe Sahn was being evacuated Chili maker.
Now Hopsing, we all know you are from China, and we saved your ass from the Japs. If it was not for Americans, there would of been many more "Rape of Nakings" and you would not know who your father was.

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Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Now Hopsing, we all know you are from China, and we saved your ass from the Japs. If it was not for Americans, there would of been many more "Rape of Nakings" and you would not know who your father was.
He is from Vietnam, his father and mother were both Vietcong and he was raised on rat meat and rice until a US soldier accidently discharged his weapon removing little Stan's penis. The soldier took pity on him and brought him back to the USA knowing that the fool could never reproduce. That why everyone kids him about being a enuch.
He has balls, just no penis. He is the textbook meaning of WORTHLESS
Dr Demento

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The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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He is from Vietnam, his father and mother were both Vietcong and he was raised on rat meat and rice until a US soldier accidently discharged his weapon removing little Stan's penis. The soldier took pity on him and brought him back to the USA knowing that the fool could never reproduce. That why everyone kids him about being a enuch.
He has balls, just no penis. He is the textbook meaning of WORTHLESS
Well HopSing he should dip his balls in battery acid and brush his teeth with same.
Fidel

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#142
May 14, 2012
 
ok,u out there?
Dr Demento

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#144
May 27, 2012
 
Hey Fidel, I think Adam met his match when that dude from Denmark raped him. BTW where is HopSing, and the New Lifeguard?
Dr Demento

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#145
Jun 4, 2012
 
Ever since "Denmark Dick" had his way with Adam, the so called Macho Lifeguard is no where to be found. What I do see are many married Cuban wives walking up and down the beach looking for him. Some are even walking out on the jetty at Government Cut wearing all white at night on a full moon, not sure what that is all about.
But one thing I know, if Adam returns, "Denmark Dick" will come back and split him wide open.
Mike Sweat

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#146
Jul 28, 2013
 
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