lifeguard fired for leaving his post

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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#1 Jul 9, 2012
DARN PROPER MOVE. HE SHOULD BE DECERTIFIED. YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST. I NEVER LEFT MY POST OR DID NAYTHING THAT WOULD EVER COMPORMISE THE INTEGRITY OF BEING ONE OF THIS NATION'S HEROES....A LIFEGUARD.....WE ARE THE CHOSEN FEW. IF HE COULD NOT FOLLOW ORDERS, HE NEEDED TO GO. SEX IN THE STAND IS ONE THING.A TWO HOUR POWER NAP IS ALSO GOOD TO GO. LEAVING YOUR POST TO HELP A DROWNING PERSON WHO DOES NOT EVEN HAVE THE COURAGE TO DROWN ON YOUR BEACH IS INEXCUSEABLE.
I MAY HAVE RETIRED FROM THE BEACH TO A SWIMMING POOL AT MORTON TOWERS, BUT I STILL CONTROL WHAT GOES ON IN MY PURVIEW. I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN. I AM A RUGGED LIFEGUARD WITH BUNS OF STEEL AND GAY PORN GOOD LOOKS. HALLANDALE IS TO BE SALUTED!
sea lice

Miami, FL

#2 Jul 10, 2012
I once saw the image of the child Jesus on the Hallandale Beach water tower. He was holding a big beach ball.
GoldenDick Richard Golden

Miami, FL

#3 Jul 10, 2012
Adam, if you really are a lifeguard, you are a pathetic fool. Have you no common sense? You work at the Morton Towers huh? Hmmm. let me make a few calls. You are an idiot!
sea lice

Miami, FL

#4 Jul 10, 2012
Adam lifeguards at the Eden Cock hotel. He saves lives and monitors chlorine levels.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#5 Jul 10, 2012
YOU ALL HATE ME BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER'S WORST FEAR. I SPEAK THE TRUTH. LIFEGUARDS ARE ROBOTIC MESSENGERS OF PEACE. OUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES SPAN EITHER SEX. IF YOU DIE ON MY BEACH I TAKE IT PERSONALLY. BUT I WILL NOT LEAVE YOU HANGING AS I SAVE ANOTHER PERSON ON DISTANT SHORES. NOW, I LOOK AFTER OLD BAGS AT THE MORTON TOWERS HOPING ONE OF THE BAILLACS WILL INVITE UP TO THEIR APARTMENT FOR SOME LUNCH.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#7 Jul 11, 2012
hey macho, morton towers. i new a horny chic with big tiits that lived there once.lol
Denmark Dick

Miami, FL

#8 Jul 12, 2012
First of all. Good morning Adam. I know exactly where Morton Towers is. West Avenue ( off of Alton Street) correct? Now, here is the part. Look at my posting address....Yup...MIAMI. I am here you dumb sh!t. And I will soon be diving into your..........pool. See you soon Macho...oh and, Have a nice day.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#10 Aug 7, 2012
DENMARK DICK, I DO NOT FEAR YOU.

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