created by: Dr DUMBmento | Jan 31, 2011

Miami, FL

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The Number one thing that makes Adam the Macho Lifeguard what he is today is?

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  • Over 2,500 lives saved since 1976
  • Over 20 STDs contracted
  • Starred in over 20 amateur porn flicks
  • Does women in his stand while on duty
  • Does men in his stand while on duty
  • Can do five 4 mile wind sprints
  • did naked jumping jacks behind Gloria
  • Sexy photo at "Just Chillin in the Stand."
  • There is nothing. He is a jack ass!
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ADAM THE VENERIAL VICEROY

Miami, FL

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#24
Jun 27, 2012
 
Dr Demento wrote:
Adam, of all the STD's that you have contracted, have you ever contracted H041 Gonnorrhea?
YUMMY. SOUNDS LIKE A SCI-FI GAY PORN FLICK THAT I MAY BE STARRING IN BY OCTOBER ( no pun intended sweetheart).

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

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Sep 7, 2012
 

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I think OctoberKay is coming back. Give her a holler.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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#26
Sep 8, 2012
 
I AM RETIRED FROM MB OR.
Earl the Squirrel

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Dec 11, 2012
 

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I miss Adam the Macho Lifeguard
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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Feb 14, 2013
 

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24 1/2 STDS THANKS TO THREE BURKA WEARING CHICKS IN QATAR.
Rod Stiff

Miami, FL

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Jul 17, 2013
 
Style!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

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Jul 17, 2013
 

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I think if ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST and Maxwell Totts got together, that would be just the right time for Adam to jump in for a Menage a trois.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

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Jul 22, 2013
 
I AM THE ABSOLUTE LORD OF TOPIX!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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Mar 20, 2014
 
cheeky weeks wrote:
I am floored. I just moved down here from the bible belt. This is blasphemous. I am appalled!
BigBill YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING HERE FOR YEARS UNDER VARIOUS NAMES. YOU'RE A FRAUD!

http://www.topix.com/member/profile/draugefil...
BigBill

Miami, FL

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#37
Mar 21, 2014
 
Adam! You post on here under a dozen different names and have conversations with yourself. You're one sick loser!

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