created by: Dr DUMBmento | Jan 31, 2011

Miami, FL

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The Number one thing that makes Adam the Macho Lifeguard what he is today is?

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  • Over 2,500 lives saved since 1976
  • Over 20 STDs contracted
  • Starred in over 20 amateur porn flicks
  • Does women in his stand while on duty
  • Does men in his stand while on duty
  • Can do five 4 mile wind sprints
  • did naked jumping jacks behind Gloria
  • Sexy photo at "Just Chillin in the Stand."
  • There is nothing. He is a jack ass!
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ADAM THE VENERIAL VICEROY

Miami, FL

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#24
Jun 27, 2012
 
Dr Demento wrote:
Adam, of all the STD's that you have contracted, have you ever contracted H041 Gonnorrhea?
YUMMY. SOUNDS LIKE A SCI-FI GAY PORN FLICK THAT I MAY BE STARRING IN BY OCTOBER ( no pun intended sweetheart).

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

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Sep 7, 2012
 

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I think OctoberKay is coming back. Give her a holler.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

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#26
Sep 8, 2012
 
I AM RETIRED FROM MB OR.
Earl the Squirrel

Miami, FL

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Dec 11, 2012
 

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I miss Adam the Macho Lifeguard
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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Feb 14, 2013
 

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24 1/2 STDS THANKS TO THREE BURKA WEARING CHICKS IN QATAR.
Rod Stiff

Miami, FL

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#30
Jul 17, 2013
 
Style!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

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Jul 17, 2013
 

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I think if ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST and Maxwell Totts got together, that would be just the right time for Adam to jump in for a Menage a trois.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

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Jul 22, 2013
 
I AM THE ABSOLUTE LORD OF TOPIX!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

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Mar 20, 2014
 
cheeky weeks wrote:
I am floored. I just moved down here from the bible belt. This is blasphemous. I am appalled!
BigBill YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING HERE FOR YEARS UNDER VARIOUS NAMES. YOU'RE A FRAUD!

http://www.topix.com/member/profile/draugefil...
BigBill

Miami, FL

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#37
Mar 21, 2014
 
Adam! You post on here under a dozen different names and have conversations with yourself. You're one sick loser!
Dylan from the Grove

Miami, FL

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Friday Aug 1
 
Groovy Kat Daddy-O
BigBill

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#40
Saturday Aug 2
 
ATTENTION TOPIX READERS: This thread is created by a sick, perverted 68 year old man named Adam. The conversations are ficticious, he uses about 20 alias names. The goal of this sicko is to create as many threads as possible (currently 23) to tie up the forum
and deny legitimate community discussion. He is also fishing for someone who shares his obsession with human feces. The characters in his online feces oriented fantasies are not real.

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