The Number one thing that makes Adam the Macho Lifeguard what he is today is?

Created by Dr DUMBmento on Jan 31, 2011

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Over 2,500 lives saved since 1976

Over 20 STDs contracted

Starred in over 20 amateur porn flicks

Does women in his stand while on duty

Does men in his stand while on duty

Can do five 4 mile wind sprints

did naked jumping jacks behind Gloria

Sexy photo at "Just Chillin in the Stand."

There is nothing. He is a jack ass!

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ADAM THE VENERIAL VICEROY

Miami, FL

#24 Jun 27, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
Adam, of all the STD's that you have contracted, have you ever contracted H041 Gonnorrhea?
YUMMY. SOUNDS LIKE A SCI-FI GAY PORN FLICK THAT I MAY BE STARRING IN BY OCTOBER ( no pun intended sweetheart).

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#25 Sep 7, 2012
I think OctoberKay is coming back. Give her a holler.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#26 Sep 8, 2012
I AM RETIRED FROM MB OR.
Earl the Squirrel

Miami, FL

#27 Dec 11, 2012
I miss Adam the Macho Lifeguard
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#28 Feb 14, 2013
24 1/2 STDS THANKS TO THREE BURKA WEARING CHICKS IN QATAR.
Rod Stiff

Miami, FL

#30 Jul 17, 2013
Style!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#31 Jul 17, 2013
I think if ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST and Maxwell Totts got together, that would be just the right time for Adam to jump in for a Menage a trois.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#33 Jul 22, 2013
I AM THE ABSOLUTE LORD OF TOPIX!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#36 Mar 20, 2014
cheeky weeks wrote:
I am floored. I just moved down here from the bible belt. This is blasphemous. I am appalled!
BigBill YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING HERE FOR YEARS UNDER VARIOUS NAMES. YOU'RE A FRAUD!

http://www.topix.com/member/profile/draugefil...
BigBill

Miami, FL

#37 Mar 21, 2014
Adam! You post on here under a dozen different names and have conversations with yourself. You're one sick loser!
Dylan from the Grove

Miami, FL

#39 Aug 1, 2014
Groovy Kat Daddy-O
BigBill

Miami, FL

#40 Aug 2, 2014
ATTENTION TOPIX READERS: This thread is created by a sick, perverted 68 year old man named Adam. The conversations are ficticious, he uses about 20 alias names. The goal of this sicko is to create as many threads as possible (currently 23) to tie up the forum
and deny legitimate community discussion. He is also fishing for someone who shares his obsession with human feces. The characters in his online feces oriented fantasies are not real.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

United States

#41 Mar 3, 2015
woooooohoooooooo
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#42 Apr 2, 2015
WOOOOO HOOOOOOO YOOOOOOO TOOOOOOO
Blarney Stubble

United States

#43 Apr 6, 2015
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
....AND EVERY SINGLE STD WAS WORTH IT EXCEPT FOR THE 1/2 OF ONE THAT THE MIDGET GAVE ME BACK IN 1992.
Grotty to the max.

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