profound thinker

Miami, FL

#22 Apr 24, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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I wwill do to you what Denmark Dick did to me. Come by my stand turdstone.
You're not adequately equipped to do that, Adam the AntDick

“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”

Since: Dec 11

South Beach, FL

#23 Apr 24, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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I wwill do to you what Denmark Dick did to me. Come by my stand turdstone.
You don't have a stand, you have a truck and you clean out porto-potties everyday.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#24 Apr 25, 2012
The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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You don't have a stand, you have a truck and you clean out porto-potties everyday.
Maybe he feel lonely. Can use a new lifeguard to get him on his knees again...lol

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#25 Apr 25, 2012
The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
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You don't have a stand, you have a truck and you clean out porto-potties everyday.
I think he does have a truck with alot of bumper stickers on it.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#26 Apr 26, 2012
Denmark Dick wrote:
Yes I did. I did nim. Very recently. In his stand. Do you want to know how?
We are still waiting for every detail of what you did to Adam. Don't leave anything out and no BS. Pic's would help.
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#27 Apr 26, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>We are still waiting for every detail of what you did to Adam. Don't leave anything out and no BS. Pic's would help.
I think his posting said it all. There was intimacy and perhaps a tinge of brute force. But was this while Macho was on duty? Not that that makes a difference. Half of the lifeguards are napping or making love to men and women by the time noon comes around. i wish i could be a lifeguard.
Joe Balls

Ewa Beach, HI

#28 Apr 27, 2012
I ate Adam's apple.

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#29 May 1, 2012
Joe Balls wrote:
I ate Adam's apple.
Mr. Balls, you aint nuddin' until you sniffed his Grape Nuts.
leeward lolo

Honolulu, HI

#30 May 2, 2012
cool adam
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#31 Aug 7, 2012
ESTELLE SURE AINT GONNA BE PLEASE WHEN SHE SEES THIS NONSENSE....oh wait, she hates Topix.
profound thinker

Miami, FL

#32 Sep 26, 2012
Just a question Adam. I am not trying to be funny or obnoxious. If you ever go into a bakery and the baker yells out to one of his or her customers, " I got a Danish in the oven for you." does not make you break into a cold sweat? Does it bring good times?

You are a real buttplug pal.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#33 Sep 26, 2012
hey macho, why don't u go ref the nfl games,u already have a whistle,just throw on u'r speedos and get blown.
lol

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#34 Sep 27, 2012
Fidel wrote:
hey macho, why don't u go ref the nfl games,u already have a whistle,just throw on u'r speedos and get blown.
lol
Confucious say "Man with whistle blown by the thistle shoots like a missile."...But maybe Adam a dud!
profound thinker

Miami, FL

#35 Sep 27, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
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Confucious say "Man with whistle blown by the thistle shoots like a missile."...But maybe Adam a dud!
Are you for real?
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#36 Sep 27, 2012
profound thinker wrote:
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Are you for real?
Not really, you see he is actually "HopSing" from the old Bonanza show. His great grandfather and family built the great railroad connecting the East with the West.
But this guy can really make some great egg rolls. His only problem is that women always use him, then flush him down the toilet. Sometimes I even feel sorry for him.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#37 Sep 27, 2012
Fidel wrote:
hey macho, why don't u go ref the nfl games,u already have a whistle,just throw on u'r speedos and get blown.
lol
Hey Fidel, I think Adam would rather do junping jacks(nude, forget the speedos) during the Dolphin games right in front of the cheerleaders. Now I know that awful image will be burnned into your mind for the rest of the day.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#38 Sep 27, 2012
"jumping"

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#40 Sep 28, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Fidel, I think Adam would rather do junping jacks(nude, forget the speedos) during the Dolphin games right in front of the cheerleaders. Now I know that awful image will be burnned into your mind for the rest of the day.
At 65, I think his nuts hang too low....Needs support.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#41 Sep 28, 2012
ATM LoGic wrote:
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At 65, I think his nuts hang too low....Needs support.
......and even more reason for HDTV(without support), on a Monday Night Football broadcast, it would get more hit's then the Ref's call. I do understand that image would be awful but very funny at the same time.
Rory Pus-y

Miami, FL

#42 Sep 28, 2012
The SOB svaed my life in 1999. Lord bless him.

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