Review: Body Plex Fitness

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

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ADRIANNE,
BLESS YOU DEAR ONE.

"Less" than $35 a month which is usually $33 to $34 something is actually an outrageous fee.

Alright first of all I also have a one year contract! When it expires i will get another one because i have already lost 41 lbs!!! I have been in this gym for only 4 months and I go every Tuesday and Friday and its been an excellent gym! I don't know who you think you are but you sure aren't smart!I have never seen any kids running around or playing while i've been there. They are a great gym, they are super sweet and friendly. If you want to review a bad gym why don't you take a trip to ballys totall fitness. I have joined a couple of gyms but that had to be the worst one yet. They didn't have anyone to assist me. They where all obnoxious and rude. Not to mention i had a 1-year contract with them but after about a month i left to Golds gym. I couldn't take the ignorant comments! I bet your payed to write bad reviews on other gyms because this is a complete lie!!

Rick wrote:

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I wonder if you even know where you live... This is Miami. What do you expect to hear? Dutch?

I wonder if you even know how to read and comprehend English. Current evidence shows you don't, given your response to my post.

Body plex is a great place to enjoy a good workout,they have very friendly staff also provides child care,Good luck to the team and keep going!!

hey everyone, if you have a minute , could you stop by and check out my blog!? tryin to spread the word. thanks!
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I like to do squats in nothing but my pink jock strap. Is this the right gym for me?

Boy Fabulous wrote:

I like to do squats in nothing but my pink jock strap. Is this the right gym for me?

A YEAR AGO I WOULD HAVE BENT YOU OVER MY RECLINER IN MY STAND (assuming you are over 25 years old). NOW I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LORD AND HOW HE ALLOWS FOR U-TURNS. DO NOT DEGRADE YOURSELF PLEASE. YOU ARE TOO WORTHY.

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

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A YEAR AGO I WOULD HAVE BENT YOU OVER MY RECLINER IN MY STAND (assuming you are over 25 years old). NOW I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LORD AND HOW HE ALLOWS FOR U-TURNS. DO NOT DEGRADE YOURSELF PLEASE. YOU ARE TOO WORTHY.

You need to take care of business with that "new lifeguard" phony. Mao said that phoniness is next to godliness...and there is no god under marxist doctrine.

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

I AM THE HUMAN BOWFLEX. FOUR 5 MILE WIND SRPOINTS EACH DAY, 1000 PUSH UPS ( in the sand), 500 CRUNCHES WHILE HOLDING 50 LB WEIGHT PLATES, AND A 3 MILE SWIM OUT TO PASSING OIL TANKERS. I AM SO BUFFED AND H-H-H-OT.

Yeah, from the pic you posted I don't think so, old man.

I have been a member of BodyPlex for about a year, I haven't had a problem, staff really nice, they speak both languages, bathrooms are kept clean, nice ambiance very family like, gym overall very clean, trainers nice people who are always trying to help you, classes are awsome, they have a very good schedule. I have worked out all my life and LOVE IT I go to the gym to WORKOUT and release estress that have accumulated during the day, also to look good. My goal was go gain muscle and muscle I gainned, I look great...I feel great...I have no complaints about this gym at all.

I can bench press more than Carnie Wilson weighs. And I can do it wearing nothing but a pastel-tinged jock strap. I am that self confident.

hellll yeahhhh this gym is da shiz... oe acere que. bola con
el bench press??? fidel was squatting with me and his bro raul was making the creatine . we all jacked nigguh

yo its meyo soy quien soy wrote:

hellll yeahhhh this gym is da shiz... oe acere que. bola con
el bench press??? fidel was squatting with me and his bro raul was making the creatine . we all jacked nigguh

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I am a gay inner tuber gym rat that hangs out in these places staring at sweaty black men.

Get a cow carcass to hang up and punch. Find a place with a crapload of stairs to run up. Don't have sex with the mousy girl at the pet shop--you gotta stay strong.

This gum is terrible. Website sucks. staff is horrible. Pricing is bad and they wont even give you information on the phone. close down already