I am merely interested to see where people stand on what seems to be TOPIX'S must prevelant topic of discussion.

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Most lifeguards are control freaks who can't be cops,so they do the next best thing that allows them to bark out orders to people.

Lifeguards don't suck..they swallow.

They suck because they like to swallow. Just ask Adam.

Kudoes to "Fed up in Lauderdale" for having the snese to bringing something like this to the forefront. Adam is a piece of turd who need be flushed away.Darn swimming sesspools!

no luv macho,what gives.?.lol

Fidel wrote:

no luv macho,what gives.?.lol

ONLY REAL MEN CAN BE LIFEGUARDS. OTHER MEN JUST ALLOW US TO DO THEIR WIVES IN OUR STAND WHILE THEY GO PICK UP SOME LUNCH AT BK OR MICKEY Ds.

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

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ONLY REAL MEN CAN BE LIFEGUARDS. OTHER MEN JUST ALLOW US TO DO THEIR WIVES IN OUR STAND WHILE THEY GO PICK UP SOME LUNCH AT BK OR MICKEY Ds.

When I pound you from behind, it will sound like thunder. You are a piece of turd. GET LOST! you are an idiot.

Because before you can swallow,you have to suck!

Rod wrote:

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When I pound you from behind, it will sound like thunder. You are a piece of turd. GET LOST! you are an idiot.

,rod, i'll pay for yours and adams lunch, let me know when.

Paul Revere wrote:

They suck because they like to swallow. Just ask Adam.

paul, come on up and give adam kiss..lol

Rod wrote:

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When I pound you from behind, it will sound like thunder. You are a piece of turd. GET LOST! you are an idiot.

Sir, I hope you get your lifeguard just like the Coyote needed to get the Road Runner. When you do get that obnoxious fool, pump twice for me. Ok? lol

Most people seem to think that they all have the clap. Are lifeguards tested for STDs? What is the municipality's ownership if a citizen, though saved in the ocean, contracts, for example, oral herpes? Has there ever been any court ruling dictating health behavior?

Rod, why don't you go to the Lifeguard Headquarters, speak to whom ever is in charge, and request a meeting with Adam? Once you get to see him, maybe you two can become friends.

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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote:

Rod, why don't you go to the Lifeguard Headquarters, speak to whom ever is in charge, and request a meeting with Adam? Once you get to see him, maybe you two can become friends.

wasn't there a case where an englishman who had trouble swimming but was still breathing fine but the lg insisted on giving him mouth to mouth and he got herepes.?

Fidel wrote:

<quoted text>wasn't there a case where an englishman who had trouble swimming but was still breathing fine but the lg insisted on giving him mouth to mouth and he got herepes.?

I'd love to hear this one. Useless piece of trash probably gave the poor shmo oral herpes.

I love the one's with goatee's, because they tickle my testicles and they also swallow!