Do not move to Miami if....

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Jealous R We wrote:

Also, DO NOT move to Miami if you are a racist scum bag, stay up north for Miami is for the cool people who enjoy diversity and entertainment each and every day!
Do move to Miami if you are easily bored and need constant sources of entertainment.(casino's, yacht's, car's, girls', racing, sports, dancing, arts, etc)
Do move to Miami if you enjoy warm weather year round.
Do move to Miami if you love WOMEN of every size, shape, creed and color!
Do move to Miami if you are a multi-lingual professional.(European, South American, Asian, etc)
Do move to Miami if you enjoy the night life.
Do move to Miami if you are used to traffic in LA or NY.
Do move to Miami if you are not bothered by lazy neighbors.(a lot of old people still alive here)
Do move to Miami if you enjoy fishing & boating.
Do move to Miami if you are well connected.
Do move to Miami if you want to be well connected.
Do move to Miami if you wake up at 3am and want places to be open.
Do move to Miami if you dress to impress.
Do move to Miami if you don't mind threesomes.
Do move to Miami if you are adventuresome, fun-loving and a free spirit.
Most of all, move to Miami to give your fingers to the haters for no one deserves the finger more than they do.
Long live Freedom, Vote Republican, say NO to Socialism!

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Jason Daliar wrote:

are there any lifeguards there like Adam who can do all the Latinas while their husbands are sipping Cafe Cubano at Chico's in Hialeah?

Trotlinedesigns wrote:

. Someone has to pick the sugar cain though.

meeami wrote:

The general consensus seems that miami sucks unless you are cuban i guess...

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La verdad es la verdad wrote:

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In many ways, Miami-dade is an extension of Cuba.
It is rated the WORSE run city and corruption here is rampant.
ZERO political,police standards .
I echo the words of Elena Diaz who I consider a Cuban American in a world of Miami Cubans.
"Elena Diaz, a Cuban-American whose parents immigrated to Miami when she was a baby says, "This is the way it was in Cuba before Fidel Castro. I heard my parents talk about it: That country was so corrupt. Corruption's what actually destroyed it and now they're doing the same thing here"
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1571/i...

Trool Buster wrote:

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Stop luring people to your virus infested link!

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Celtic Warrior wrote:

I am writing this as a warning to those who are thinking of moving to Miami, but are naive as to the problems of this city. Miami appeals to some, but a lot of people are unhappy here. Therefore, I would like to make the following points, to at least help people avoid making a potentially huge mistake:
- Do not move to Miami if you want a relatively quiet life.
- Do not move to Miami if you have children, but cannot afford to send them to private school (unless you're Hispanic).
- Do not move to Miami if you are bothered by lack of respect, manners and common sense from others.
- Do not move to Miami if reckless, drunk and aggressive driving bothers you.
- Do not move to Miami if you seek more out of your free time than just clubbing, bar hopping and the beach.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a truly diverse big city, where there are a plethora of different scenes.
- Do not move to Miami if you have a short fuse and are easily irritated by other people's BS.
- Do not move to Miami if you are looking for a place to make genuine, cool friends who aren't just out to take advantage of you.
- Do not move to Miami if you worked your butt off getting a degree and are looking for a decent job, because who you know is more important than what you know here.
- Do not move to Miami if you are different from 99% of the population, who are nothing but clones.
- Do not move to Miami if you are a compassionate person who puts other people's feelings ahead of your own.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a place with a sense of community.
- Do not move to Miami if you are keen on cycling (see drunk, reckless and aggressive drivers).
- Do not move to Miami if you want at least semi-decent politicians who aren't self-serving and who won't favor their particular ethnicity (i.e. Cuban).
- Do not move to Miami if you "don't care about looks".
In other words, if you are a party animal who could care less, move to Miami....you'll have a blast. You won't mind that many people here are sociopathic a**holes.
Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/miami/903009-t...

Trool Buster wrote:

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Stop luring people to your virus infested link!

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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

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I AM HAPPY WITH MY 82 YEAR OLD BAG, THANK YOU!

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Celtic Warrior wrote:

I am writing this as a warning to those who are thinking of moving to Miami, but are naive as to the problems of this city. Miami appeals to some, but a lot of people are unhappy here. Therefore, I would like to make the following points, to atv least help people avoid making a potentially huge mistake:
- Do not move to Miami if you want a relatively quiet life.
- Do not move to Miami if you have children, but cannot afford to send them to private school (unless you're Hispanic).
- Do not move to Miami if you are bothered by lack of respect, manners and common sense from others.
- Do not move to Miami if reckless, drunk and aggressive driving bothers you.
- Do not move to Miami if you seek more out of your free time than just clubbing, bar hopping and the beach.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a truly diverse big city, where there are a plethora of different scenes.
- Do not move to Miami if you have a short fuse and are easily irritated by other people's BS.
- Do not move to Miami if you are looking for a place to make genuine, cool friends who aren't just out to take advantage of you.
- Do not move to Miami if you worked your butt off getting a degree and are looking for a decent job, because who you know is more important than what you know here.
- Do not move to Miami if you are different from 99% of the population, who are nothing but clones.
- Do not move to Miami if you are a compassionate person who puts other people's feelings ahead of your own.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a place with a sense of community.
- Do not move to Miami if you are keen on cycling (see drunk, reckless and aggressive drivers).
- Do not move to Miami if you want at least semi-decent politicians who aren't self-serving and who won't favor their particular ethnicity (i.e. Cuban).
- Do not move to Miami if you "don't care about looks".
In other words, if you are a party animal who could care less, move to Miami....you'll have a blast. You won't mind that many people here are sociopathic a**holes.
Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/miami/903009-t... true! Born and raised here. It's a tough prison to get out of!!!

Alex in miami wrote:

Very true! Born and raised here. It's a tough prison to get out of!!!<quoted text>

Celtic Warrior wrote:

I am writing this as a warning to those who are thinking of moving to Miami, but are naive as to the problems of this city. Miami appeals to some, but a lot of people are unhappy here. Therefore, I would like to make the following points, to at least help people avoid making a potentially huge mistake:
- Do not move to Miami if you want a relatively quiet life.
- Do not move to Miami if you have children, but cannot afford to send them to private school (unless you're Hispanic).
- Do not move to Miami if you are bothered by lack of respect, manners and common sense from others.
- Do not move to Miami if reckless, drunk and aggressive driving bothers you.
- Do not move to Miami if you seek more out of your free time than just clubbing, bar hopping and the beach.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a truly diverse big city, where there are a plethora of different scenes.
- Do not move to Miami if you have a short fuse and are easily irritated by other people's BS.
- Do not move to Miami if you are looking for a place to make genuine, cool friends who aren't just out to take advantage of you.
- Do not move to Miami if you worked your butt off getting a degree and are looking for a decent job, because who you know is more important than what you know here.
- Do not move to Miami if you are different from 99% of the population, who are nothing but clones.
- Do not move to Miami if you are a compassionate person who puts other people's feelings ahead of your own.
- Do not move to Miami if you want to live in a place with a sense of community.
- Do not move to Miami if you are keen on cycling (see drunk, reckless and aggressive drivers).
- Do not move to Miami if you want at least semi-decent politicians who aren't self-serving and who won't favor their particular ethnicity (i.e. Cuban).
- Do not move to Miami if you "don't care about looks".
In other words, if you are a party animal who could care less, move to Miami....you'll have a blast. You won't mind that many people here are sociopathic a**holes.
Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/miami/903009-t...

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Dr Demento wrote:

<quoted text>That is a perfect post!