Stop And Frisk McKeesport

Innocent Lad wrote:

A hobo, claiming to be "po po", tried to lure me into a box bar claiming that he needed to body search me. I started screaming "Stranger Danger" and he bugged out. Believe that his name began with a "J". James? Jim? Jane?
The dude was unwashed and apparently on some type of drug. Crack? Meth? In his initial rap, he told me he had some buddies on Collins Street....Justice League? Something about a Glenn and Ben? What's up with that?
Hey, McK, recommend that you relook who is representing your town. You are probably losing out on a lot of tourist money if this is who you have as greeters. FACT!!!!

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Careful at Stop Signs wrote:

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This is too funny.
I have a funny one too.
A friend of my sister-in-law's hair dresser's, mother told a McKeesport story that is hilarious.
An attractive and well dressed Ho was strolling down Shaw Ave while he was driving in the same direction and approaching a stop sign. When he stopped at the stop sign she ran to the car and tried to open the passenger side door. This happened in the afternoon time period - not at dark.
The driver had one of these high tech cars that automatically keep the doors locked when the transmission is in drive. This sweet looking Ho failed in her attempt to break and enter his car without invitation.
Now this is a much more pleasing and less threatening event than your unnamed hobo encounter.
But the driver though she was a threat and had the whole side of his vehicle decontaminated for STD germs.