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Oct 22, 2009 | Posted by: roboblogger
Clarksburg Stops Treating Gas Well Drilling Brine
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What are they going to use to "cut" our water with now?
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Slim,
I know who you are. You don;'t drink water no ways, unless it's filtered threw hops and barley so keep your pie hole shut. |
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How in the heck can a state who discharges all of its water to other states NOT be concerned about TDS?
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See if I ever give you 59 cents again, you bum. Brine throws off the taste of shine and party liquor, but you wouldn't know that since you drink aftershave and mouthwash.
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Slim, I gots me a fifth of Listerine in a poke if'n you wants to meet me behind the BlueBird for a snort after you gets done with yer arraingment this mornin, unless your still partial to the Aqua Velvet. Drinkin that stuff reminds me of when I was stationed at Pearls Harbour. That Spacific Ocean down round Hiwiaa look pertty blue, just like the Aqua Velvet. |
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I always thought the stuff was called Action Vulva. That's what it tastes like. Does listerzine kill germs, cuase I aint gonna drink after ya unless it does. You weren't never in the marines. Your lawyer Skeens made that stuff up. He even got you believeing it. Your brain is fried from drinkin. What time behind Blue bird????
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My water tastes like Iron City beer. Wait... wrong glass. Never mind.
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Iron City Beer tastes like a jar of Pickled Dickheads
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Dont you mean STD? I think they got some of them in the Salem water supply on account of because some feller from the health department tol me I got the clap an I rekon thats what give it to me. |
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They brew iron city out of mon river water, what'da expect? I shat a baby carp once after drinkin that stuff.
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ain't no use to stand on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet |
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Judge it!
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