ode to hagatha may

i'm only missin' three teeth. there's junk all around my double wide trailer. under the shade tree in the front yard lies six mut dogs. in the back yard there's horses, cows and a donkey grazing. i drive a rusty pickup truck, always have and always will. i spend my saturday nights on the porch swing with beer in a can, listening to country music on an fm radio. i have crappy tattoos and i wear zztop tshirts with my work boots. i hunt and fish and eat what i kill. i believe in GOD, guns and family. i shop from the clearance rack at kmart and always brake for yard sales. i have a good job and work hard for my money. you'll never, ever catch me cashin' a welfare check.

some may call me a trashy hillbilly. other hillbillies respect me. i LOVE my life and wouldn't have it any other way. WEST VIRGINIA is all i know and i thank the good LORD for it. keep the insults comin', i enjoy the entertainment.

betterwoman wrote:

i'm only missin' three teeth. there's junk all around my double wide trailer. under the shade tree in the front yard lies six mut dogs. in the back yard there's horses, cows and a donkey grazing. i drive a rusty pickup truck, always have and always will. i spend my saturday nights on the porch swing with beer in a can, listening to country music on an fm radio. i have crappy tattoos and i wear zztop tshirts with my work boots. i hunt and fish and eat what i kill. i believe in GOD, guns and family. i shop from the clearance rack at kmart and always brake for yard sales. i have a good job and work hard for my money. you'll never, ever catch me cashin' a welfare check.
some may call me a trashy hillbilly. other hillbillies respect me. i LOVE my life and wouldn't have it any other way. WEST VIRGINIA is all i know and i thank the good LORD for it. keep the insults comin', i enjoy the entertainment.

Oh dear god, what a depressing picture you paint of life in Wrong Turn country. I could not have done better myself. I can tell WV is all you know, you don't have to say that. Possum, there is another world out there, a normal world where people have friends, family and a great life. Not in a trailer in the woods with junk, but in a nice home with nice things and wonderful friends and family. Well, it is what it is and you'll never know of the nicer things in life and i suppose in some strange way that's alright because you have never known them and will not miss them. Good luck Possum TaTa for now Lady of Quality

only in florida does a man eat another mans face.

lawdog wrote:

only in florida does a man eat another mans face.

Oh no Possum, In WV they have eaten entire bodies. Watch the Wrong Turn movies about your lovely state. You will be enlightened. There are 4 of them so far. America is fascinated by your misfit, inbred, hillbillies. Oh don't miss part 3 of Hatfields an McCoys tonight on the History Channel. It is really an eye opener about life in Hillbilly Haven. TaTa for now possum ps and please don't say it was in the 1800"s it still goes on to this very day.

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>Oh dear god, what a depressing picture you paint of life in Wrong Turn country. I could not have done better myself. I can tell WV is all you know, you don't have to say that. Possum, there is another world out there, a normal world where people have friends, family and a great life. Not in a trailer in the woods with junk, but in a nice home with nice things and wonderful friends and family. Well, it is what it is and you'll never know of the nicer things in life and i suppose in some strange way that's alright because you have never known them and will not miss them. Good luck Possum TaTa for now Lady of Quality

i love my country life. i have plenty of good friends, good family and maybe a little too much fun! nice things are in the eye of the beholder. makin' fun of me for my country ways is like me makin' fun of you for the very blood that runs through your veins. bye yall, lady of the holler

betterwoman wrote:

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i love my country life. i have plenty of good friends, good family and maybe a little too much fun! nice things are in the eye of the beholder. makin' fun of me for my country ways is like me makin' fun of you for the very blood that runs through your veins. bye yall, lady of the holler

Oh Sister, I'm not making fun of you in the least. I just think your scope is narrow and thats ok if it works for you. We are all very different but we all manage to survive in our own way. I happen to enjoy travel and nice things, does not mean that your way of life is not fullfilling for you. You sound well adjusted and happy as you are. So my dear, i would consider you to be very successful. Happiness with good health and a full life are what it is all about. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>Oh Sister, I'm not making fun of you in the least. I just think your scope is narrow and thats ok if it works for you. We are all very different but we all manage to survive in our own way. I happen to enjoy travel and nice things, does not mean that your way of life is not fullfilling for you. You sound well adjusted and happy as you are. So my dear, i would consider you to be very successful. Happiness with good health and a full life are what it is all about. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

lol oi bitch ! Can I have a little of your face with a side of liver and wine ? Oh and hag nasty I hope you know that the "wrong turn movies " aren't real . I guess you believe in the tooth fairy and Santa also? Lmmfao there is cold hard facts that a man had just ate another mans face in one of the high class areas " Miami " and another thing .. If its high class than why was the victim a homeless man ? I bet your really proud to be from a state where people get fucked up enough and eat faces . By the way hag may , you sound like a high priced cum sponge ! So how much for a polishing on my stick or maybe I could stick it to yah ? I will pay you in bath salts since that's what your state prefers , just promise not to eat my face .

Hag you are stuck in the world of Wrong Turn movie.the face eating in Florida is a fact.Deal with it.

betterwoman wrote:

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i love my country life. i have plenty of good friends, good family and maybe a little too much fun! nice things are in the eye of the beholder. makin' fun of me for my country ways is like me makin' fun of you for the very blood that runs through your veins. bye yall, lady of the holler

you are to stupid and uneducated to know better. you probably weigh 300 pounds and have diabetes. go snort a pill

krazy k wrote:

<quoted text>you are to stupid and uneducated to know better. you probably weigh 300 pounds and have diabetes. go snort a pill

stupid and uneducated? check your spellin' before you call someone stupid. i work too hard to ever weigh 300 pounds. snort a pill? that's disgustin'. the only medication i've ever needed or will ever need is cold beer. i think you need to go to church and learn how to treat your neighbors.

Hannibal Lecter wrote:

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lol oi bitch ! Can I have a little of your face with a side of liver and wine ? Oh and hag nasty I hope you know that the "wrong turn movies " aren't real . I guess you believe in the tooth fairy and Santa also? Lmmfao there is cold hard facts that a man had just ate another mans face in one of the high class areas " Miami " and another thing .. If its high class than why was the victim a homeless man ? I bet your really proud to be from a state where people get fucked up enough and eat faces . By the way hag may , you sound like a high priced cum sponge ! So how much for a polishing on my stick or maybe I could stick it to yah ? I will pay you in bath salts since that's what your state prefers , just promise not to eat my face .

It's people like you possum that promote hatred and disgust toward possums in your area. You are very filthy and nasty. Bad things can and do happen anywhere but they are not the norm. And yes Norman the Wrong Turn movies were made for a reason. That is that there are many people in your state about on that level, and i think you may be one of them. Now eat your vittles and slap the monkey and get to bed. Tomorrow is another chance for you to become a human being. TaTa for now Lady of Quality ps I am no tramp, whore or anything else you wish to paint me as, that said, if i were, you would certainly never get a chance at touching me with your filthy hands.

lawdog wrote:

Hag you are stuck in the world of Wrong Turn movie.the face eating in Florida is a fact.Deal with it.

How in the world can you compare a one time crazy incident that happened in Miami with the ignorance and poverty of one state? Something like this can happen anywhere and is so crazy it made national news. Your state is crazy all the time and wierd things constantly happen there. No it's not just the Wrong Turn movies(which there are now 4) it's a host of things. The last three nights on History channel it's been the Hatfield's and McCoys. I didn't realize that they just signed a treaty in 2003. The two families (about 63 members) finally signed a feuding treaty in WV. Isn't that something to be proud of,after killing dozens? TaTa for now Lady of Quality

How did you get out of your cage? Are you humping a locksmith now?

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>It's people like you possum that promote hatred and disgust toward possums in your area. You are very filthy and nasty. Bad things can and do happen anywhere but they are not the norm. And yes Norman the Wrong Turn movies were made for a reason. That is that there are many people in your state about on that level, and i think you may be one of them. Now eat your vittles and slap the monkey and get to bed. Tomorrow is another chance for you to become a human being. TaTa for now Lady of Quality ps I am no tramp, whore or anything else you wish to paint me as, that said, if i were, you would certainly never get a chance at touching me with your filthy hands.

Hagar May wrote:

<quoted text>How did you get out of your cage? Are you humping a locksmith now?

I bet the oily hag ran her stank ass fingers through her permed hair than took the grease and picked the lock . You better take the hose again to her and maybe put her in the well instead of that shit filled cage . At least the tart could get a nice scrub down on the pu$$ with the well water .

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>How in the world can you compare a one time crazy incident that happened in Miami with the ignorance and poverty of one state? Something like this can happen anywhere and is so crazy it made national news. Your state is crazy all the time and wierd things constantly happen there. No it's not just the Wrong Turn movies(which there are now 4) it's a host of things. The last three nights on History channel it's been the Hatfield's and McCoys. I didn't realize that they just signed a treaty in 2003. The two families (about 63 members) finally signed a feuding treaty in WV. Isn't that something to be proud of,after killing dozens? TaTa for now Lady of Quality

oi bitch make me a sammich too ! This time wash your sissy pu$$ stank off your fingers first !!!!

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>It's people like you possum that promote hatred and disgust toward possums in your area. You are very filthy and nasty. Bad things can and do happen anywhere but they are not the norm. And yes Norman the Wrong Turn movies were made for a reason. That is that there are many people in your state about on that level, and i think you may be one of them. Now eat your vittles and slap the monkey and get to bed. Tomorrow is another chance for you to become a human being. TaTa for now Lady of Quality ps I am no tramp, whore or anything else you wish to paint me as, that said, if i were, you would certainly never get a chance at touching me with your filthy hands.

I bet your hillbilly fanny smells of trout and ramps .

Hannibal Lecter wrote:

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I bet the oily hag ran her stank ass fingers through her permed hair than took the grease and picked the lock . You better take the hose again to her and maybe put her in the well instead of that shit filled cage . At least the tart could get a nice scrub down on the pu$$ with the well water .

And just think. You are from Morgantown, where the university is. Hope you are not one of their success stories Hannibal. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

If you come home tonight, please don't wake me. I left a fresh pillow in your crate. Hugs and kisses.

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>And just think. You are from Morgantown, where the university is. Hope you are not one of their success stories Hannibal. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

It tastes Like possum...LOL

Apparently we aren't to bad here in WV because Hagatha enjoys talking to us way toooo much!!! A lil obsessed are we?!?!?!?!