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Katia wrote:

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That's awfully nice of you to say, Frmr, and goats & I would like to formally invite you over to our apartment, at the Waldorf Hysteria, for a delicious luncheon tomorrow.
We're having goat-cheese soup, goat-cheese salad, goat-cheese milk-shakes, and goat-cheese fondue.
No cheddar will be allowed in the building. I spoke with the super.

Katia wrote:

P.S.
You know, the super isn't half-bad looking.
He only needs teeth, and some clean clothes, and to cut his toenails.

Katia wrote:

P.S.
You know, the super isn't half-bad looking.
He only needs teeth, and some clean clothes, and to cut his toenails.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Thanks for the invitation but I am on a diet and can only have tomatoes to eat and tomato juice to drink. It is a must so I can shed those extra 66 pounds.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Oh Ewww! Better fill the tub over at the Palace with bleach and Lysol for the super. You may want to see if you can get George to make him a set of teeth. George is a great whittler!

Katia wrote:

P.S.
You know, the super isn't half-bad looking.
He only needs teeth, and some clean clothes, and to cut his toenails.

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>Tomatoes? That is all you get?

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>Don't bring the super over here to the palace! Give him a bath at the WH instead!
Who the heck is George?

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Thanks for the invitation but I am on a diet and can only have tomatoes to eat and tomato juice to drink. It is a must so I can shed those extra 66 pounds.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Oh Katia you are in luck. Mrs. Chix is an expert pedicurist and is so excited to help out that she will cut the super's toe nails for you.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Oh tomatoes, rutabagas and coconuts Mrs. Chix. I cannot survive on tomatoes alone.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Why not Mrs. CHix? I thought you wouldn't mind if the super took a bath in your jacuzzi tub and used your fluffy towels. Oh Mrs. Chix you don't know who George is? Well George is a world famous whittler and makes the best wooden teeth around. Heck he even whittled himself a pair of dentures.

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>Did you gain that 66 pounds you want to lose over the holidays?

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>Frmr is going to love lunch!<G>

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>I gained 666 pounds over the holidays but am working on loosing 66 pounds at a time.

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>AH no I wouldn't! I do think you should go in my place Mrs. Chix so that the goat's feelers won't get hurt. I don't want the goat's to think I am snooty.

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>666 pounds! My goodness, Frmr! How do you lurk around with all of that extra weight?I understand that first 66 pounds is the hardest to lose. Good luck!

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Well it isn't easy Mrs. Chix but I manage. Oh I have already lost 11 pounds Mrs. Chix and I am sure that the next 55 will be shed in a matter of days.

P and M wrote:

<quoted text>What is your trick to losing those 11 pounds, Frmr? 55 in a matter of days? How do you do it?

fmer505-1951 wrote:

<quoted text>Tomatoes, tomato juice, coconut cream and rutabagas.