Wisconsin man charged with bigamy

Who can handle one wife? Why would you ever want to put up with two?

I swear that the PPD must give out bonuses for finding bizzaro stories based in Wisconsin. If I wasn't familiar with the Badger State, I'd think it was Appalachia or the Okies. Hey, I'm all for leaving one life behind, but when it includes a wife, ya gotta add an "ex" before you turn out the lights.

I don't think this story is real. It can't be. Look at the names of the towns. First wife was married in "Maryville." Fair enough. But then he married the second (illegal) wife in "LOYAL," Wisconsin?

Kind of reminds me of the old Groucho Marx line where he proposed to two women at once and one of them (Margaret Dumont) responded to him by saying "Why, that's bigamy!"

Groucho looked her up and down and said "Well, that big o' me too."

The truth will set you free!

Rad Rethuglican wrote:

I don't think this story is real. It can't be. Look at the names of the towns. First wife was married in "Maryville." Fair enough. But then he married the second (illegal) wife in "LOYAL," Wisconsin?
Kind of reminds me of the old Groucho Marx line where he proposed to two women at once and one of them (Margaret Dumont) responded to him by saying "Why, that's bigamy!"
Groucho looked her up and down and said "Well, that big o' me too."

LOL. For once I think I can agree with you, Rad. This has to be fiction.

Is he a Mormon?

RGG wrote:

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LOL. For once I think I can agree with you, Rad. This has to be fiction.

Careful now. Agreeing with me on anything can be seen as a sick of weakness.

The lord spoke to me in a revelation and he said that it is thy true path to salvation for a man to have many wives and they are to take care of the man.

Go4Fan wrote:

Who can handle one wife? Why would you ever want to put up with two?

That's funny - I was thinking the same thing. You don't see one woman marrying multiple men do you? Nope, we are way too smart for that. Plus, I don't have the energy for all of that extra cooking and cleaning.

If he's not a Mormon, then maybe he's a Muslim terrorist. The one they killed recently had at least 4 wives.

Del Capslock wrote:

If he's not a Mormon, then maybe he's a Muslim terrorist. The one they killed recently had at least 4 wives.

Does that mean he has 72 ladies in his heaven?

Rad Rethuglican wrote:

I don't think this story is real. It can't be. Look at the names of the towns. First wife was married in "Maryville." Fair enough. But then he married the second (illegal) wife in "LOYAL," Wisconsin?
Kind of reminds me of the old Groucho Marx line where he proposed to two women at once and one of them (Margaret Dumont) responded to him by saying "Why, that's bigamy!"
Groucho looked her up and down and said "Well, that big o' me too."

I have to compliment you on your posts today. It's a refreshing and enjoyable to read!

And now that second wife might put this part of her life behind her. Ironic.

GroovyGirlinMN wrote:

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That's funny - I was thinking the same thing. You don't see one woman marrying multiple men do you? Nope, we are way too smart for that. Plus, I don't have the energy for all of that extra cooking and cleaning.

We're supposed to cook & clean?? lol

This happen to my sister and she still divorce the man, he got no time just a G thats to bad.

LadieGaGa wrote:

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We're supposed to cook & clean?? lol

Well that is what I was told......crap
MOOOOMMMMM!!!

It puzzles me why the government regulates how many wives a guy has. Doesn't the government have more important things than consensual human activity?

GroovyGirlinMN wrote:

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That's funny - I was thinking the same thing. You don't see one woman marrying multiple men do you? Nope, we are way too smart for that. Plus, I don't have the energy for all of that extra cooking and cleaning.

No, the women that marry multiple men usually kill them. But this sounds like someone who is divorced, and a "manhater". You probaly don't have the energy for anything else if you get my drift! Go Vikings!

This guy must be a glutten for punishment. One wife is unbearable. What do you do when you have one complaining in each ear.

JAdams wrote:

This guy must be a glutten for punishment. One wife is unbearable. What do you do when you have one complaining in each ear.

Agreed. The amount of complaining must be astronomical.