Mommy confidential: Once upon a bowling alley

No ideas this week mommy? This is just as good. Still lame, and appealilng to light footed men and delusional women. Thanks for lifting my day with this?

Talk about having no ideas... Chubby's one idea every week is to try NOT to lift anyone's spirits. It's the same droll sense of inanity every week with nothing new to say.

Obviously, somebody put an evil spell on Chubby. He must have been that stubborn little boy who never listened and never cared. Oh wait. He still IS that little boy. It's time to grow up little man.

chubby wrote:

No ideas this week mommy? This is just as good. Still lame, and appealilng to light footed men and delusional women. Thanks for lifting my day with this?

I knew I could cout on you for a reply! LOL!

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I don't want the spelling police on me.

chubby wrote:

No ideas this week mommy? This is just as good. Still lame, and appealilng to light footed men and delusional women. Thanks for lifting my day with this?

GM, silly Chubbs, I must say, I now only come here to see what sort of response you have to post.. It's kind of funny! I guess some people don't have a sense of humor!

So true Miss Lakeey.....
I'm glad it's not just me that needs a good laugh. We can count on "Chubby" !!

I wonder if chubby is the author of these silly articles and just posts here to draw attention to them.

Mom wrote:

I wonder if chubby is the author of these silly articles and just posts here to draw attention to them.

While that would be a brilliant idea, the styles in writing are just too different for that to be possible. The author has a firm grasp of how to paint a picture with words - and Chubby doesn't even know how to use a spell-checking tool.

firm grasp? She needs a firm grasp around her keyboard, then as quick as possible, take the keyboard to the trash. Oh.. but wait... we won't be able to hear about her child's bowel movement, or her trip to the doctor's office or a brilliantly written yarn about a hangnail. How can it be Mommy Confidential, when it has been done so many times before?

OMG....LMAO!

Thanks for the humor!

chubby wrote:

firm grasp? She needs a firm grasp around her keyboard, then as quick as possible, take the keyboard to the trash. Oh.. but wait... we won't be able to hear about her child's bowel movement, or her trip to the doctor's office or a brilliantly written yarn about a hangnail. How can it be Mommy Confidential, when it has been done so many times before?

It's the Chubster...bringing laughter to a blog near you!!! Silly man!!!. Thanks for the laughs!!

Chubby, I really like your posts. Just the name "Mommy confidential" makes me gag.

poor chubby.... What's your problem? Were you fired by the Sun? Are you unable to have children (we all know how hard it is for a fat chick to find a guy)? Are you constipated? I guess the others were right ... Nobody likes a fat chick ... especially a fat chick from tewksbury ... Do you really live in tewksbury? Isn't there a state mental hospital in tewksbury? Is that where you live?