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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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Dee Lay wrote: what is it with liberals and hair cuts? Reports have surfaced that President Barack Obama is very loyal to his barber. The President is a man of the common people, the report tells its listeners. He hangs out with regular folks, like his barber for example. The President has been using the same Chicago based barber, who goes by the name Zariff, for the past 17 years. According to German Public Radio, the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks. The president allegedly personally funds these trips. President Obama obviously also does not care much about the massive carbon footprint his haircuts are leaving on our planet which, we are told, is tipping precariously. The German NDR reporter says:‘The barber never says a word about what they discuss. Perhaps that’s also a reason why Obama feels comfortable being around him. Otherwise he would not fly his barber in from Chicago to Washington every ten to 14 days.’ The President probably tells him how f' cking stupid you are.
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>The President probably tells him how f' cking stupid you are. Does your ass every get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
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allana
Cadiz, KY
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself, so he proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said, "If only I could find my parakeet."
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well
Lexington, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>The President is a Harvard Graduate you Truck Driving School flunky, dumbass. From where did you graduate? Uh, didn't think so. A GED doesn't count.
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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Dee Lay wrote: <quoted text>Does your ass every get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? Does your Mom get jealous when you blow your Dad?
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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well wrote: <quoted text> From where did you graduate? Uh, didn't think so. A GED doesn't count. I graduated several times, now you get back to bagging Groceries.
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well
Lexington, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>I graduated several times, now you get back to bagging Groceries. Special Olympics doesn't count either, sorry.
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funny
Irvine, KY
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lol at this! good politics there!
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whitehair
Shelbyville, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>The President is a Harvard Graduate you Truck Driving School flunky, dumbass. The President is supposed to have graduated,he then has not worked in business,knows nothing of leadership,has never run a business,and has been a big failure with jobs,with keeping the works of the various depts.of gov`t ,which he has charge over,from stealing the taxparers blind,and is just dandy at vacations and spending money which the taxpayeds put up.Where are the papers?Hidden from view.Reason?We don`t know for sure.His failure,however ,is apparent to any one that wants to really think about it.Now,who voted and made the mistake?
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wtf
Middlesboro, KY
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text> The President is supposed to have graduated,he then has not worked in business,knows nothing of leadership,has never run a business,and has been a big failure with jobs,with keeping the works of the various depts.of gov`t ,which he has charge over,from stealing the taxparers blind,and is just dandy at vacations and spending money which the taxpayeds put up.Where are the papers?Hidden from view.Reason?We don`t know for sure.His failure,however ,is apparent to any one that wants to really think about it.Now,who voted and made the mistake? Quit talking about Bush, we have a great President now.
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kevin
Louisa, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>Does your Mom get jealous when you blow your Dad? Seems you know alot about blowing dads. Practice much?
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Arbolario
Swampscott, MA
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randy wrote: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. .Ok. Pipping Tom
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Angel face
Swampscott, MA
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kevin wrote: <quoted text>Seems you know alot about blowing dads. Practice much? Boring
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Angel face
Swampscott, MA
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Big Stevie wrote: <quoted text> Well, now, that shows what can happen when DNA goes bad, doesn't it? You are back. Did you have a head transplant?
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Angel face
Swampscott, MA
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>You are incredibly stupid. I do agree with you completely. He is an Aids donor too.
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Cucamonga
Swampscott, MA
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peace keeper wrote: I'm vote for love Forget it!
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Cucamonga
Swampscott, MA
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klimo wrote: Lets get behind Rhomney Is not Rhomney. It is ROMINO!
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Harvey Wallbanger
Paducah, KY
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text> The President is supposed to have graduated,he then has not worked in business,knows nothing of leadership,has never run a business,and has been a big failure with jobs,with keeping the works of the various depts.of gov`t ,which he has charge over,from stealing the taxparers blind,and is just dandy at vacations and spending money which the taxpayeds put up.Where are the papers?Hidden from view.Reason?We don`t know for sure.His failure,however ,is apparent to any one that wants to really think about it.Now,who voted and made the mistake? Is there an English translation available for this?
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